"ARE YOU A PK?" asked the Great
Lord, shortly after entering war mode.
"No sir, for if I was you would
be nothing more than a corpse by now." I replied.
"Very funny. Sorry I'm kinda
careful about red people."
"And rightfully so, I hear many
bandits are lurking the forests." I said, inching closer to him.
I took a peek
into his backpack and saw nothing but junk. Why is it that the Grandmaster
Virtue Guard people always carry junk? I took a peek into a green
bag and found reagents, about 30 of each. It wasn't as big a payoff
as I expected, but I decided to grab them anyway. The bag was too
heavy to steal so I stole reagents individually, first grabbing the black
pearls to prevent any sort of magical onslaught.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
I thought he had noticed that I was robbing him, but it turns out he was
just curious as to what I was doing in the woods.
"Oh nothing, simply searching for
a place to build my house after I buy it." I said, just after grabbing
his ginseng.
"Cool you're going to buy a house?
I don't have one yet." he said.
"You should consider buying one,
they are very beneficial." yes... very beneficial to me after I take possession
of them. I grabbed some sulfur and mandrake before he started talking
again.
"Well it was nice talking to you,
I'm going to have to kill you now though." he said, and removed his viking
sword apparently preparing to cast a spell.
"WHAT THE FUCK." he yelled, obviously
noticing my handywork =)
"Doth thou kiss thy mother with
that mouth?"
"Fuck you thief, you die now!" he
said after putting on his viking sword.
"Goody."
He began attacking
me, little did he know that the death robe I wore was merely a disguise.
I removed the death robe and put on my platemail gloves, gorget, and helm.
Then I whipped out my 2nd or 3rd best magical war fork and retaliated.
He was doing more damage than me but I was swinging much faster and landing
more often, he realized that his attempts were futile and he began to run.
"I would give chase milord, but
I have already taken all the valuables that you possess. Good day."
I yelled in his general direction as I continued searching for a good spot
for my house. Only this time, I had plenty of reagents to practice
magery on the way.