YOUR WINNER, Big Sexy!
 
 
This story takes place in Occlo.
 
 
After several recall incidents during confrontations with F*U, I was bored and went to go buy reagents.  I first went to Skara Brae to notice a thousand million zillion players there buying reags, so I recalled over to Moonglow.  Out of the 12 or 13 reagent shopkeepers, none of them had anything that I needed.  It was time to go over to Occlo, I recalled to the bank.

I went to the reags store and saw some reagents for sale and bought what I needed.  Time to go back to Minoc, I had no rune on me though so it was time for a bank trip.

Casually hitting AllNames as I do whenever I walk around (bad habit) I saw Sir Frogger and Sir Toad inside the bank.  PARTY TIME!  I entered the bank.

"Hello boys. =)"  I said.

*You are attacking Sir Frogger!*

"WARIK"  yelled Sir Frogger.

I was then attacked by him and Sir Toad... and FONZO, and Mr. SMOKE (I think it was smoke)  Uh oh, 4 on 1... I counted 2 guys before.  No matter, I make it a point never to run away before fighting as much as I can when it comes to a me vs. F*U battle.

I shot Sir Frogger down to half, then got hit by 3 arrows/bolts and went down to almost dead myself.  I ran outside and healed myself, then went back inside.  The fight continued.

The details are waaaay too long and boring to type out here, so I'll just give you a basic lowdown.

Order in which they all went to near death (throughout the fight I was healing myself, and no I was not healed by any spectators):
Sir Frogger
Sir Toad
Mr. SMOKE
FONZO
Toad again
SMOKE again

During the course of the fight they would all remove weapons and heal each other, at least they aren't totally stupid.  The fight continued north of the bank, and had been all around the town by now.  Spectators gathered from all over the town, we even had a few French and Japanese folks watching me lay the smack down.

"<insert Japanese text here> pussies! ^^"  said one Japanese guy.

"yea warik!"  yelled some other folks.

"holy shit he's kicking their asses!!!"  some guy on horseback said.

A few seconds later, FONZO was one hit away from death.  "heal!" he yelled as the words In Vas Mani appeared over his friends' heads.

"HURUGHRGHNNNGNG..."  he then said as the healing spell failed to land before my bolt did, he dropped dead.

I proceeded to loot my kill (it was gray since he attacked first.)  Sir Frogger appeared to be distressed that his friend was being looted, so he ran over to loot FONZO's stuff before I did.  Unfortunetly however, the patch had been un-installed and guild war looting was not implemented anymore.

"hehe, guards."

"HRURUGHHRNGGHGNGN"  bye Frogger!

I started looting his gray corpse as well, I was unable to get his plate because the CHEATING SON OF A BITCH had exploited the vendor bug which makes it impossible for your armor to be looted off your corpse.

The rest of the F*U's ran like crazy.  I chased them down as fast as I could.

"Fight us out of town coward!!!"  they yelled.

"nah"  I said.

"u suck!"  one of them yelled.

"yep, 4 on 1 and now it's 2 on 1.  I suck hard."  I said.

"coward!"

Ok, that was it.  I chased them out of town.  They dropped my reflect with a magic arrow and proceeded to ebolt and flamestrike me.  After each casting from both of them, I backed off and cast greater heal + magic reflect, within seconds they were both out of mana.

"mana!"  yelled Toad

"run"  yelled SMOKE

I chased them as fast as I could, but they managed to escape.  No matter, I had won a 4 on 1 battle and brought a big friendly victory to my guild.  I was praised by the spectators who had followed the fight from the start.  I was happy to hear such things as "wow warik you rocked them", "wtf? you're a badass!", and "want to join my pk guild?" hehe =)

YOUR WINNER, AND STILL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD... BIG SEXY WARIK.  One more for the bad guys! =)