That's MR. Big Sexy to You
 
 
This story takes place in Minoc.
 
 
After walking around all day wearing nothing but an orc helm I got bored, so I was headed for the bank to put some stuff away and log off.  As I approached the bank, I saw two guys from a rival guild called RAW.  A fellow FMS was already there in war mode so I decided to join him.  I attacked Dakota II and the other FMS took GOLIATH.  I chased Dakota II away and watched as his cowardly self recalled before I even made contact (that's the second time he's run and recalled.)

I went back to the bank to see my guildmate and GOLIATH still locked in combat.  I joined in and started firing at GOLIATH.  GOLIATH quickly turned tail and took off running.  He healed himself a few times and then attempted to recall, too bad you can't survive a hit from a crossbow bolt at 10 hp.  He dropped dead.

Take a look at my victory screenshot showing my joy.  Hey GOLIATH, how's that floor taste?  But that's not all, earlier that day as I was roaming around Vesper.  I came across another fellow from a rival guild (could have been a RAW or a F*C, can't remember.)  The only thing I do remember, is him attacking me with his halberd while I stood naked and not moving.  The fight ended with me barely scratched and him, well,  you know.

In light of the events that night, I asked my guild leader Busta Mynes to change my title to something in better accordance to my skill - and change it he did.  I am now MR. Big Sexy, Warik of FMS.  WHO'S NEXT?