Warik the Murderer
 
 
This story takes place near Shame.
 
 
As I was walking around near Shame with my friend Sauron, we came across a water elemental with unfriendly thoughts on his mind... he attacked me.  As I was laying the smack down on the water elemental, he started to gain somewhat of an upper hand.  A newbie approached me (a newbie with fighting skills, but I could tell she was a newbie by the way she was armored), unfortunetely, I don't remember her name.

Normally I'd heal myself then rip the water elemental a new anal cavity, but since a heal-o-matic was present I said "help!" and was aided by the newbie.  Then came the fun part.

"Thank you."  I said.

"np"

*snoops belongings*

"hey!"  she says, running away.

I chase after, repeatedly snooping her backpack.

"I helped you!" she said.

"Yea?  I didn't need it."  I said, continuing to snoop.

"Stop!  I helped you."  she said.

She KEPT RUNNING, kept running from a friggin snoop.  I was gray at the time too, anyone with some guts would have attacked me and tried to kill me, but this little coward was running away.  

"i helped you! stop!"

I had enough.

"Shut up."  *You are attacking newbieperson!*

I had unloaded with my xbow, she took damage and began to WALK away.  I took out my fork and chased after.  Following a chase that went THROUGH the forest around shame, THROUGH the mountain pass, and THROUGH half the forest (nice combat code OSI) I finally dropped her.

You are now known as a murderer!  Big whoop.

I looted the corpse dry of anything valuable and was preparing to leave until she RESSED ON SIGHT (told ya she was a newbie!) and started grabbing her stuff back.  Two gentlemen one on horseback and the other on foot stopped by the investigate and were blinded with "Warik is a pk!" messages.  I warned about her whining and complaining.  Eventually the two guys attacked me with their super-bows (70 hp in one shot?  Ok that's possible) and I was forced to recall.  Luckily I had a recall rune for someplace outside of town and I wasn't guard-slain.

Come to think of it, being a murderer is fun.  I went over to the caves west of Trinsic that I used to mess around in.  I entered the cave in war mode and said "hi!"  EVERY SINGLE miner took off running and left me all their ore, I wasn't even planning to rob them!  God, being a murderer is fun.  Can't wait till I gots my house.