Normally I'd heal myself then rip the water elemental a new anal cavity, but since a heal-o-matic was present I said "help!" and was aided by the newbie. Then came the fun part.
"Thank you." I said.
"np"
*snoops belongings*
"hey!" she says, running away.
I chase after, repeatedly snooping her backpack.
"I helped you!" she said.
"Yea? I didn't need it." I said, continuing to snoop.
"Stop! I helped you." she said.
She KEPT RUNNING, kept running from
a friggin snoop. I was gray at the time too, anyone with some guts
would have attacked me and tried to kill me, but this little coward was
running away.
"i helped you! stop!"
I had enough.
"Shut up." *You are attacking newbieperson!*
I had unloaded with my xbow, she took damage and began to WALK away. I took out my fork and chased after. Following a chase that went THROUGH the forest around shame, THROUGH the mountain pass, and THROUGH half the forest (nice combat code OSI) I finally dropped her.
You are now known as a murderer! Big whoop.
I looted the corpse dry of anything valuable and was preparing to leave until she RESSED ON SIGHT (told ya she was a newbie!) and started grabbing her stuff back. Two gentlemen one on horseback and the other on foot stopped by the investigate and were blinded with "Warik is a pk!" messages. I warned about her whining and complaining. Eventually the two guys attacked me with their super-bows (70 hp in one shot? Ok that's possible) and I was forced to recall. Luckily I had a recall rune for someplace outside of town and I wasn't guard-slain.
Come to think of it, being a murderer is fun. I went over to the caves west of Trinsic that I used to mess around in. I entered the cave in war mode and said "hi!" EVERY SINGLE miner took off running and left me all their ore, I wasn't even planning to rob them! God, being a murderer is fun. Can't wait till I gots my house.