Back in the Habit
 
 
This story takes place in Britain.
 
 
It was nearing the end of the premiere of "The Warik Show."  I had bought 2 comm crystals for Sauron and I to screw around with.  He went to our usual hangout with a few buddies of ours Apollo and Busta Mynes.  He dropped the crystal on the floor so they can listen in.  It was basically me going around provoking people to attack me and then killing them.  I managed to get only one guy to hit me and he ran off on his horse.

A few minutes later after my crystal died Sauron called me.

"Dude Apollo just stole some guys keys and rune, come now now now now now now now."

I hurried over to begin the loot before they cleaned the house out.  Neither Sauron nor Apollo could recall so it was up to me.  I recalled to the house and spewed out one word right when I unlocked the door... "LAMERS!!!"

THE ENTIRE HOUSE WAS *COVERED* in pieces of cloth as if it were some damn carpet!  No wonder the servers are lagged, they have to account for all these fucking items left on the floor by lag causing putzes like these people.  It's not like the floor is gonna get dirty or anything.

Since urination is not possible in UO, there was nothing I could (or wanted to do) about the "carpet" on the floor.  Instead I proceeded to begin the loot.  It was a two-story house.

Floor 1:  Room 1:
There were a few bookshelves here, I checked them all and most contained crap.  I can't recall exactly, but one of them had some decent junk.

Floor 1:  Room 2:
I saw two red humans wearing robes, I thought they were guild members who became murderers and were macroing off the murder status.  But then I noticed they were trapped behind chest.  Must be evil NPC mages.  I went inside and made quick work of them and began to check the chests.  These chests actually had some good stuff, got myself a few feathers and a gate travel scroll.  Also some arrows.

Floor 2:  Room 1:
After climbing the stairs and finding yet more "carpet" I came across two bookshelves.  I checked them and one of them had a bag with tons of scrolls.  I examined the bag and took the scrolls that seemed useful (unfortunetly there were none of those.)  So I left it behind in order to conserve weight.  I then made my way to some chests that were blocking an ogre and some other creature.  I was going to kill them, but left them alone since they were no immediate threat.  Finally something of value was looted, a bag full of black plate!!!  WARIK IS BACK BABY.

Floor 2:  Room 2:
This place was full of crap.

I then left the house and recalled back to the Minoc bank where Apollo was waiting.  He then sold the keys back to the owner for 7800 gold.  A good day indeed.