"Why would I give you my ore?"  I asked.

"Give it back or I will call a GM!  He will come and ban you!"  he said.

After going through a long period of LAUGHTER in both real-life and in the game, I informed him that the GM would do jackshit.  I also asked him if he'd like me to help him call the GM.  I snooped him to see what he had.

"Tell you what, how about you give me 500gp and I'll give back your ore?"  I said.

"Come on man, you're ruining the game for me."  he said.

"No, you're ruining the game for me.  People usually don't take this long, they have either paid or attacked me by now."  I said.

"Fine."

He puts 500gp in the trade window, I put my ore in the trade window and click the box.  He then takes his money out of the trade window and says "ok gimme."

"What kind of fucking idiot do I look like?  Put the gold in the trade window you stupid newbie."  I said.

"How?"

"Listen, I know you lack the mental capacity to do many things... like drag your ore away from people who will obviously steal it - but everybody knows how to trade items.  Now do it or I'm leaving."  I said.

"Haha, you are stuck anyway, loser!"  he said.

"I am?"  I proceeded to walk circles around him to prove that unlike him, my strength was not in the 10's and 20's where 1 piece of ore is about as heavy as a castle.

"This is your last chance." I told him.

He placed the 500gp in the trade window and I put in the ore.

"500gp for 46 ore?  Haha no way!  You are dumb!!!"  he said.  He then walked off.

Gee duh it was 46 pieces, it was HIS ore wasn't it?  Wasn't HE dragging it along?  It's odd how someone doesn't know how much ore they're carrying.  I was then heading to the archery store since I was recovering from a death.  I met Ty of Britain in there.

"Hail newbie."  I said.

"Leave."  he said.

"Ok (lol)."  I told him.

"Give me back my ore."

"If you want it you'll have to kill me."

"Haha!  I can kill a newbie any day!"  he said.

"What makes you think I'm a newbie?" I said.

"Cause your (no, it's YOU'RE you dumb fuck) wearing a death robe and no weapon and I have full gold plate!  Hahaha!" he said.

"The reason I'm wearing a death robe is because I just died.  But I don't need any armor to kick your newbie ass son.  Me naked vs. you, you up to the challenge?"

"OK"  he finally said.

We made our way outside of Britain past the farms and all that crap till we finally left guard zone.  During our trip a guy named Vagrant was following us.  He stated that he wanted to watch the battle so I agreed to let him.

"Ok attack me"  said Ty of Britain.

I stole his ignots in order to flag myself gray.

"No, I'm gray now.  You can attack me and neither of us will have penalties."

"NO IF YOU DON'T ATTACK FIRST WE DON'T FIGHT!!!"  he yelled.

Wtf???  He wants me to A.) get a murder count and B.) not be able to chase him into town, when he can just attack me right now with no penalties.  What the fuck is this crap?  Don't get me wrong, I'm not one of those weiner-boys who is like "waaaah I'll get a murder count and lose karma!"  I have *NO PROBLEM* with killing this flamboyant homosexual Ty of Britain, but my murder count is STILL 4 due to the cool OSI bug where your murder count doesn't decrease until you kill someone (great coding guys.)

I tried robbing him again to provoke an attack, but no dice.  The man ran away like the biggest coward in all eternity.  Running from something that was not even a fight yet?  Sigh...

"Damn, I really wanted to see a fight."  said Vagrant.

He looked like a first class wimp, so I felt I might get something out of this trip after all.

"Want to have a quick match?"  I asked.

"Sure."  he replied.

*Vagrant is attacking you!*

YAY! *MAKES BIG HAPPY FACE*

Full bone with magic bow vs. me naked with my war fork.  Lllllllet's get rrrrready to ruuumble!!!!!!!!

*thwp* *thwp* *thwp* (sound of him firing)

*CHRK* *CHRK* CHRK* (sound of me whooping his ass)

*thump thump thump* (sound of his feet running away)

*thwp* *thwp* *thwp* (sound of me switching to xbow)

"Kal Ort Por" (sound of him abusing what I think should be a bug, recalling instantly from battle.)

So after whooping the mans ass, he uses the buggy recall spell to escape from combat INSTANTLY.  Nice programming OSI.  I hope one day a bug exploiter recalls to an inn before you can take him to jail and logs out so you can't do shit to him.  Then you'll see what I mean.