"Hey stop, that's my house." said a nearby newbie.
"It is? Good, now I know who to thank if I find
good stuff." I replied.
"I'm calling a GM." he said.
"Be my guest, if he doesn't show up let me know and I'll
call him too."
I opened up the door and stepped inside, promptly picking
up the 2 boxes and 1 chest that were inside. I began sifting through
the goods within the containers finding mostly junk. It really irritates
me when someone fills a whole bag with 100 stones worth of CLOTHING for
no apparent reason. It also pisses me off even more when someone
fills another box with nothing but booze, as if he's gonna drink all this
crap. However, it pleases me when I find a box with a bag with 1000
gold and a full set of silver plate, even if it wasn't magic.
"Ah, I have found some nice gifts in these boxes.
Many thanks my friend." I said while bowing.
"Warik, did you break into this house?" asked an invisible
figure, obviously a GM.
"Unless using a key is considered illegal, then no." I
replied.
"He broke into my house, he's stealing my stuff!!!" the
newbie protested.
"He has a key, he's not breaking in." the GM told the
newbie.
"COME ON HE IS STEALING ALL MY THINGS" the newbie yelled.
The GM quickly hit his macro for "Sorry, there is nothing
I can do." and then left.
"You prick I'm going to kill you!" he told me. He
then attacked, armed with a big bad katana and an assortment of bone armour
and plate.
"No, you're not." I said as I lodged my war fork into
his ribcage.
He ran like a madman out the door and fled into the forest.
I was going to give chase but there were a few guys outside who looked
like noto-pks and I didn't feel like trying my luck, even if it's been
good lately. I recalled back to the bank and deposited my new cash
and platemail. I WOULD have put it into my house, only my house decayed
and they are ridiculously expensive now.
Moral of this Story: Don't
bug GMs with nonsense, their response time is horrible enough as it is
for you to be drawing their attention when they could be taking care of
actual problems. Also don't attack someone who will obviously kick
your ass, what chance did a guy in bone/plate with a katana stand against
someone with gold plate and a magic war fork?