*sigh* I replied.

As the small package of electrical energy distrubuted itself around my armor causing extreme pain and a feeling of being REALLY PISSED OFF, I made my way toward my new play-toy and proceeded to fill him full of holes.  My war fork, although weak in magic, did a good number on him and knocked off a couple of HPs before he got another energy bolt off, this one taking me very low on HP.

I drank down a healing potion and he ran off a few feet to heal himself.  He was back to full and I was at half, we continued our fight.  After he had run out of mana, he proceeded to begin the first part of our exercise session - track running.  The track was the perimeter of a small house that he kept running around.  (Picture)

"Wow, I've never seen chicken shit run that fast." I yelled in his general direction.

"mana!" he yelled back.

Mana?  Can we think of a lamer excuse to flee like a coward?

"So I assume you have no weapons in your backpack?" I yelled.

Apparently he did, he stopped and pulled out a magic broadsword and began swinging at me with it.  We danced for a few seconds then he took off running again.

"DUDE, WTF" I yelled at him, frustrated as hell.

"In Vas Mani" he heals himself to full again, and comes back for more.

We fought for a little bit longer, then he took off running, yet again.  I chased after him, yet again.

"Do you plan to play cat and mouse all day?  Or would you stop for a sec so I can talk to your cowardly ass?" I asked.

He chose the latter and stayed put while I asked my question.

"Could you please be so kind as to explain to me why you're trying to kill me?"  I asked.

"your a thief."  he replied.

"You're, and I still don't see your point.  I never robbed you."  I said.

"You robbed my friends." he replied.

"So?  Let them take care of their own problems.  Are we done here?  Or do you want to whine some more?"  I asked.

"I'll leave you alone, but if you rob my friends again I'll get my guild on your ass!" he threatened.

"Lol." was my only reply and I walked off to where I originally was planning to go.  On the way there, I ran into a Great Lady archer (sorry, forgot her name) who called my name and asked me to stop.  I expected the usual attack and fight when she surprised me...

"Do me a favor, kill Lord TORCH." she said.  I was puzzled, and happy at the same time.

"I tried a few minutes ago, he attacked me then ran around like a nut for half an hour."  I replied.

"He told me to kill you."  she said.

"What a putz."  I told her.

"Yea.  Gotta go, cya."  she told me.

"Bye."

Looks like Mr. TORCH doesn't have a big fan club, except for his... "guild" of course.
 
 
Moral of this Story:  Don't start fights you can't finish, not only does it make you look bad... it also makes the person you try to kill look good.  Secondly, do your own damn killing, don't go ask someone to kill someone for you just cause you can't do it yourself.  Oh and finally, don't make stupid threats like "I'm gonna get my guild on your ass!"  Especially don't make those threats to me cause chances are, they are probably already on my ass. =)