The Newbie PK
 
 
This story begins at the mines west of Trinsic.   I was walking around in my normal full plate and jester hat when I noticed some miners using a forge nearby.   The forge was locked and belonged to him.   It was empty with nothing of value and I felt it was unfair that other miners had to walk so far to smelt their ore when a forge was right by.   I decided to be nice for a change.
 
 

I quickly ran back to town and bought myself a disguise.   A pickaxe and some long pants should do the trick.   I went back to the mines to search for the house owner.   He was hidden in the back mining ore.   I had to find a way to get him out of hiding, so I did the obvious.   I picked up his ore and began to walk off.   He came out of hiding.

"Hey that's mine!" he yelled.

"Oh sorry, I didn't know.   You were hidden." I said, snooping into his backpack.

"That's ok, don't do it again please."  he replied, as I found the key in his bag and stole it.

"Don't worry, I won't." I said and then began to walk off.

As I unlocked the forge and then made my way to Trinsic, he chased after me before I could even reach the road.

"Hey! Give back my key." he demanded.

"I know not what you're speaking of sir.   I have no key."

"Give it back or die."

"Die." I replied.

"Vas Flam" appeared over his head as he proceeded to attack.   I had left my war fork and platemail in the bank but still had a dagger, so I whipped it out.

"Let's have it kid." I said.

He fireballed me and then I initiated my attack.   I nailed him thrice before he could run away, if this fight would have gone on I would have won.   After 3 fireballs and me losing only about 15 hp, he decided to retreat.

A few minutes later, a Dread Lord showed up.   Since I usually talk to a few Dread Lords when I see them and they don't mess with me.   I decided to try the same with Lord Crimsonwave.

"Sup." I said.

"Corp Por" hmm, obviously not very talkative.

I hid myself and began to laugh.   He walked up to me to find me and cast firefield probably.   I snooped into his pack and stole 10 pearl.   I had lowered his ammo, but not drained it since he had a pile of about 20 in another bag.   I ran into the mine and hid again.   This time he hit me with an energy bolt after forcing me to move by casting firefield.   I ran into the smith shop I had just stolen and locked the door and guzzled some potions.   He followed in and went to the edge of the house.   He began casting firefields all around the house.

"Tired yet?" I asked.    (Screenshot)

Apparently not, for he kept casting fields all over till I walked outside and hid.   He came outside and was then robbed of his last remaining pearl.   He then had nothing.   I entered war mode and now confident that it would be an even fight, I engaged combat.   I hit him a few times with my dagger till he ran into the forest.   I gave chase.

"Let me give you some advice... retire!" I yelled to him mocking him as he fled from a half naked man brandishing a dagger.    (Screenshot)

He was probably so enraged at my mocking comments.   He stopped running and pulled out his bow.   Little did he know that I knew exactly how many arrows he had.

He fired a shot, missed.

"Four." I said.

Fired another shot, hit me for 15.

"Three." I said.<

Fired another, miss.

"Two."

Fired yet another, missed.

"One."

And no more, he had run out of arrows and began to run away again.

"All out of arrows now? HAHAHAHHAHA." I yelled in his general direction as he stood baffled as to why he wasn't firing anymore.  (Screenshot)

He then moved on to his next weapon, his magic bardiche.   Had I been in my full plate and armed with a war fork I might have stood a chance, but a magic bardiche vs. a naked guy with a dagger is a sure win.   So I proceeded to run, and escaped.

 
 
Moral of this Story:  If you're going to PK someone who's at an extreme disadvantage to you, then please do it right.   Otherwise, he may post a very funny story about you on his page and get everybody from newbie to veteran laughing at you in the game.