LSD Sucks
 
 
This story takes place near Skara Brae...

To begin, I was walking around minding my own business when LSDs Regulator come close to me at half life in a death robe. I was like "sup". He attacked me. FOR NO REASON!!! I hit him once, bringing him to like 10 hit points. Like most people at 10 hit points, he ran like a bitch.

He RAN in this house and he closed door in my face, locking me out.

No biggie I thought, I would go snoop Pestilence, because I saw him leave the house to the right and because LSDs Regulator was yelling "he stole key kill him". The door opens and closes 3 more times, on the 3rd time, LSDs Regulator walks out.

I kill him. I kill him, I kill him (its not hard when they are trying to steal and at 1 hit point) I killed him again, then 1 last time. Yay a ghost cant steal from me.

Well, between me killing him with MAGIC ARROWS, pestilence was attempting to attack me with arrows or something, but he missed about 6 times, so

I figured, damn he sucks, so..... 3 bird hits and 2 Corp Pors (the last Corp Por could have been a lightning he was so low on life) later, he was lying face flat on the floor, off his horsie. (He was yelling something like Kal Ort Por before he died, I wonder what that meant.) Well, he had the KEY ON HIM to that house next door with all the boxes inside. So I felt obligated to take them from them.

Well... The bad thing is I was alone. The good thing is Milk Shot decided to be logged off or hidden or something in the middle of the house! So I reveled him with my 97 Magery. I passed all the boxes to him, and deciding that I had 3 counts to spare, and that I did not want any complications cause everybody was outside just WAITING to come in the house, I did the best thing. I used a sharp blade.

Yeah I had him snooped, and yeah I stole his key to prevent any Insa Log Out.

At this point I knew that ALL of the boxes that were over 300 stones were NOT TRAPPED, so I proceeded to loot. And loot. And loot.

As soon as a crowd gathered, intent on killing me, such as the one below, I decided that when that door opened, I was gonna take a nap. (Log Out Instantly)

Well, Bishop wasn't very effective at using the EV Bug, because it turned on him. He ran around the house about 4 times, trying to get it off of him, and yelling "DISPEL IT!!!! DISPEL IT!!!" Of course, none of his guild mates even moved as in they were gonna cast a spell, so I just sat back, laughed, and looted some more.

At this point, I had about 4 keys to this house, so I was confident that I could instantly log out. The Guildmaster of LSD came in, and I basically logged out. Yeah I like a good fight, but I killed 2 already, I weighed 3000 stones, and I had 3k on me with no total refreshes. Sorry, but no. Anyway, I had a good time.

I don't think LSD did. I'm probably KOS from them too, its like every guild has declared war on me, and I can't sue for peace ;) Well, It doesn't matter, I haven't died in about a month. Although, I can say that my partner in crime and I have killed about 140 people in that time.

[-=Voyager=-, DeV]