"I am Taliesin" moving in closer I bowed and snooped his pack and noticed no reagents. This should be fun. I love chases.
I noticed a key deep in his pack. I then tried to snatch it but he backed away. "Give me that key before I thrust this kryss through thy heart, fool"
He then took off running towards the docks. I paralyzed him, *laughs* "Hast thou changed thy mind yet?" I asked.
He didn't answer. Instead he equipped his bow. I walked forward and stole his arrows while he was hitting me then I backed up.
I equipped my heavy crossbow and pumped him full of bolts. He fell to the ground in seconds. I took all his things, some nice weapons, magic bow and black platemail.
Just as his ghost appeared I put on all his black platemail and said "Dost thou like my new platemail? *giggles" I took his key and got on the docks and tried to open up all the boats.
Bingo. Found the right one. I hopped on leaving the ghost stranded there.
I already had two other boats and the fool probably had an extra key to his boat so I sailed it far out into the middle of the sea and recalled away to bank my new goodies.
As I was travelling through the dungeon Wrong I ran into an archer screaming "IN LOR ME!"
I said " hail , I'll try to In Lor thee but first I must
borrow these" I then stole his pearl and mandrake and a bit of nightshade
while he stood there saying "WTF man?
I then stole his arrows and said "Because I must In Lor
thee remember?
But first give me thy armor and crossbow before I have
to kill thee".
He obviously couldn't run very far and find his way without
night sight so he handed me his armor and crossbow and tried to run and
get help screaming "PK PK PK"
I was grinding his nightshade into some greater poisons and
poisoned my kryss. I walked off searching for more victims.
On my way out I ran into a mage talking to the same guy
I had just robbed.
He then shouted "THERE HE IS KILL HIM" The mage chanted
"Corp Por" and I quickly ran close and stabbed him with my kryss poisoning
him and injuring him I went out of war mode and stole all his garlic then mandrake
before he cured himself then I attacked him quickly after then backed away
and equipped my crossbow and fired some bolts at him.
One more hit would have killed him. The naked archer took
off running.
I demanded the mage's armor and reagents or his life.
He tried to run but before he could get out I paralyzed him and he dropped
down dead from the poison.
I took all his things but was overweight so left some
of his weapons behind.
I recalled and sold all their things and made 3k. what
a profitable day.
Why? Please give it back"
badly.