For those that dont know me I am Lord Skull/Matthew of Yamato/Pacific. I've played since Beta, and have very strong chars on both Yamato and Pacific (100 in all the good stuff, mage, resist, str, int, etc, etc) For those that dont believe me, I'll send you a screenshot :P

Anyway, once upon a time...

I decide to recall to Deceit Level 2, on the Pacific Shard. This place has recently seem to become a breeding ground for ELiTe LaMeRz. Upon entering the "Duel Room" I see two lamers notorious for their racist comments and KewL DuDe AttITudes. Luz Ariz and Water, two of the most annoying lamers on Pacific. Luz one time icq'd me this after I had killed him: "look man, I'm a rising star on UO, u gotta respect me, ok?"

I could only laugh at this kids msg. Anyway, on to my story. I walk in to the duel room to see Water and Luz Ariz standing around. I promptly go into combat mode and attack everyone in the Bone Magi room to draw attention to my 2 lame enemies. These two "Self-Claimed Masters of 1 on 1" proceed to throw an array of purple and potions and ebolts my way. I simply gulp a GH and heal myself, and laugh at their tactics. For about 15 minutes I continue to resist their spells, and elude their arrows with my Master hiding skill. They continue to taunt

"u fucking suck!" "hah pussy!"

"Easy to talk shit while it's 2 on 1?" I reply..

After I had charged enough mana I unloaded a nice combo of Explosion, Flamestrike, on Water, to be followed by the killing ebolt to vanquish his only 10 remaining HP, but alas Luz had healed him in time. By this time some spectators had entered the room and began to heal me while scoulding Luz Aris and Water for their pussy tactics. We all were telling them to fight 1 on 1. Finally Luz says for me to attack Water 1 on 1. I do, but once again, before the killing Ebolt hits water, Luz had healed him.

"Damn water!" Luz said.

The taunting and fights continued, I continued to hide, and play defensivly, while I am called the "pussy", while they are attackign 2vs1. Truely lame. Eventually they both tell me I suck and recall exactly at the same time, not wanting to leave the other to their death.

Later that day I was able to convince Water to duel me 1 on 1, and I told him we should do it on the dungeon server for decreased lag, I even told him I would recall of his rune to a dungeon spot, but all I got in response was "Shuttup you fucking pussy!" and was forced to duel him at his own, laggy spot. The duel started, after he had thrown many potions and ebolts at me, and I just resisted and healed and began to whoop his ass, he recalls with 10hp screaming "Sorry man! I just cant beat you! You rapid heal! I cant do that!"

Well no one died in this story, but it's an introduction to the Pacific Shard, (this shit is common on Pacific, so you'll be sure to hear more stories from me :P), and I'm sure I'll have more stories on the lameness of Luz and Water.

Moral of the story: Well, dont call a person a pussy when you are attacking him 2 on 1, and you cant even kill him, it just makes you look even more dumb. And dont ever, EVER, recall from a duel if you want any kind of respect.

-Lord Skull/Matthew