It was a boring day tailoring in the Tailor shop waiting for spools to respawn when I get an ICQ from my bud Serwin. He asked me to come into a chat and pretend I was someone who just stole his keys and wanted to sell em back. So I entered and the guy who wanted to buy 'em back was Sir Golbez from The Setri who left MHF cause we lied to him about not being a thief/pk guild. So I quickly left the chat and changed my ICQ nickname to the thief who really stole his keys, CUNTZ. Serwin then told Golbez about he was just chatting with me and this is the real guy. We talked for awhile and Sir Golbez started demanding the keys back so Serwin told him to be nice those were his only keys >:). After bargaining I settled for 25k for the key and the rune to the house too. Well since I'm no dumbass I went to the tinkerer and bought some blank keys and to the mage shop for a blank rune, which I got marked by someone. I renamed them both to something like "stolen #15" and that so it would be like I renamed 'em. I got the East Britain bank and waited for 10 mins while he did some stuff. Sittin' there as my tailor and I still had some 400 cloth left I started sewing :). Finally he got there with his friend Logging Larry. I started showing Golby the key and rune and he said he'd give me 5k now for the key and 20k later... fuck no I don't play that.
"Sorry bitch 25k no deal,"
"Hold on lemme see the key to see if it's copied," said Larry, this made me start thinking "Shit, he can blow the whole thing."
"Ok," I handed him the key.
He started talking about it's a copy 'cause it doesn't have A house key: Grab ##. So I turned on my brain.
"Maybe it's not the Master because I DID steal a copy of it"
"Whatever, it's a copy," said Larry.
"He's prolly in it with Serwin Golby"
"SHUT UP BOTH OF YA," yelled Golbez pissed off.
Then Sir Golbez said he had to wait about 5-10mins for his friend to get here with some of the cash. So I waited, and waited, and waited some more while sewing my cloth. Then Larry recalled to Shame 'cause he was bored. Sir Golbez then asked my tailor if I knew Scythe.... >:). I said no of course and I asked him why. He said 'cause he hates me >:). I asked him why he hated me and he said cause I lied to him about MHF and pked a couple times >:). So not rambling on anymore I asked him where the hell his friend is.
"He's in Minoc, I hafta go get the cash from there"
"Ok, but make it snappy"
"I'm outta pearl"
"Go buy some"
"I'm outta money cause of you"
"here take this," I handed him 300 gold
So he went to Minoc and I get another ICQ from Serwin.
"DUDE, after you get the cash log in with Scythe and I'll gate him to the house and I'll leave a rune for ya behind, recall off it and we'll kick his ass"
Alright! >:). So he got back from Minoc and I asked him how he was trading the money. He said he'll just give it all to me since he was able to carry it in his pack, so we traded money for key. Now I have an extra 13k from tailoring to >:) (Serwin and me both get half).
"Golbez wait here I got a little surprise for ya," I said, then went to the tavern and logged in with Scythe
"Hey Golbez, thx for the extra cash," I said to him.
"FUCK! I KNEW IT WAS YOU, YOU LITTE PRICK, LEMME SAY THIS TO YA," yelled Golbez REALLY pissed off now.
"Please say it slowly," I mocked
"I"
"WAIT! TOO FAST!," I yelled.
"Shut up"
"Tolerate"
"Ok whatever, cya."
Then Serwin popped up on screen and I ran down, I dunno what Serwin did but I went back and he was gating him and Golbez said he owed him 20k and some other dude 25k. Golbez went it the gate and Serwin dropped me a rune I picked up and waited 20 secs and recalled off of. I went west a bit and I saw Serwin chatting with Golbez.
"Aww shit he didn't even give me the right key, you owe me big time Serwin," said Golbez.
"yeah what the hell did you think it was Golby," I said as I equipped my war fork and me and Serwin started beating the shit outta him.
He started running and me and Serwin chased after him on our horses and we finally killed the guy. God the guy was dumb enough to just go to his house and change locks and get 2 more keys, guess he'll know better next time.
Moral of Story: If your stupid enough to give someone 25k after someone has really proved you haven't got the key, then you deserve to be scammed.
"OK," was golbez's remark.
"Will"
"Not"
"This"