The Jap House
 
 
This story takes place east of Britain
 
 
I was with my friend Dart walking around east Britain forest looking for someone who will donate all their reg's to us. well Dart runs after someone. I lag and start looking around. I get an icq from Dart saying, "MAN I FOUND THIS JAP'S HOUSE AND I JUST MISSED WALKING IN THEIR DOOR!"

I replied saying, "Wait there, where is it? hide outside the door, those guys would probably let you in".

After 5 mins of searching I find the place. I see 2 guys with Japanese names (one being Akiri and some other idiot). Dart opens the door for me and I walk in and say, "hail all!". Dart greets me with a bag of 50 of each reg, he then tells me he has 1000 of each more! I wait inside while Dart runs to town and banks everything he has.

So, I'm sitting there naked with 50 of each reg with these 2 Japanese archers. I'm feeling pretty intimidated and so I hide, not being a thief I couldn't steal their key. I check the rest of the chest but no luck, they are all over 400 stones and are all locked. Well, Dart icq's me saying he is coming back and I answer the icq. I return to the game to see me half dead due to a poison and fire field and 2 archers standing their with hvy x bows at the ready. "SHIT SHIT SHIT" I think as I yell Corp Por and go down fighting. I sat there in ghost mode not understanding a word the japs are saying, but I was repeatedly referred to as a "Gaijin" does anyone know what this means? Every Japanese player I seem to annoy calls me this...

Anyway, Dart appears at the door and is greeted with 5 jap archer's recalling out and attacking him. I res and come back and get killed again. Now I am pissed, giving them 2 murder counts is good, but 4 will be better. So, I get my ebolt regs ready and gate me and Dart to their house, after 2 mins of Gate lag, I could see nothing but 5 archers standing there attacking Dart as he runs off screen, they see me and "you are dead" right! Murder count for you and you!

I felt like a god damn poker player handing out murder counts like I was dealing cards. Anyway we come back and was looking for them to try and give them their 4th murder but we couldn't find them. Well we gained 500 of each reg each and are quite happy, although we usually stake out that bitch's house and when I walk in there and see her, I'm gonna meet her "No Loot Gaijin!" with "Corp Por"

Right after that me and Dart walk around the house and see a guy in full plate with a hally killing a bear. Pass me shade and pearl I say to Dart, he gives me 2 of each and I walk over to this guy and say "hi" he says "stay away thief" and I say "Corp Por"

He's got 1/3 hp left and I'm outta regs! He heals and comes at me with his hally. SHIT. Dart comes on screen and quickly sees the situation and hands me 20 shade and pearl he just bought off a vendor. "My turn" I say letting loose 3 corps. We quickly loot his body, Dart says, "key to tower and rune to tower..."

God damn! We go to town, get regs and we get server going down message. That's ok, it saved after we killed him. So, we recall in and go into the tower, chests everywhere but all full of fucking flour and chessboards! I mean..1 or 2 is fine but 100 of each? We were pissed. We quickly killed the monsters in the tower and then a guy named Bane logged in. After a long fight with him, we decided to come back later and screw the tower over.

That we did. We completely covered the tower in flour bags and on the top of the roof we saw a guild stone and we wrote "FAG" in chessboards and an arrow pointing to the stone, here is the screenshot.