I was minding my own business one day at the Orc Fort on Ches with my guild mate Medusa. We like to go there for money runs because orcs are easy to kill and provide you with a bit of wealth. Ok also we look for fights there. :)

Anyhow, I was walking down near the docks I see 4 guys dressed in Green and wearing a good bit of armor. I notice they are speaking French and walk near them. One guy says Para, which I assume meant paralyze me, so I ran up to get my pal Med. We walked back down and again they tried to para, this time they got Med but she reflected it.

Now we could have jump right in but since so many people are GM recallers we try to play it like we are worried we may die, so we run north near the exit of the fort. They chased us, of course. We stop right near the exit and one of the French dudes starts to try and ebolt Medusa, but he failed like 3 times. Well, he was so bent on casting Ebolt he did not even notice I exploded him 3 times until he went UUUURRRRRGHHHHHHHH.

Suddenly chaos, the French guys are running all over the place, we chase one until he recalls away, the second guy just hides no matter what we did he again just hid. Now if you are a newbie who wants to avoid a fight ok that's fine, but they started it. I just love people who only attack if they have higher odds.

Anyhow a few explosion potions later and a well-timed ebolt he was taking a dirt nap. The other 2 had recalled away. I then looted the second guy we killed and put on his little Green outfit. I like to wear the clothes of people after I kill them, it makes me feel silly. We waited around a while hoping they would get some more members of their guild to come avenge their pals but they never did. Oh well.

PEACE OUT MY FELLOW EVIL BASTARDS!!!

Pak of Ches