I was walking back from a run at the Orc Fort when I came upon a miner mule named Amerigo Vespuchi. After many failed attempts to engage him in conversation I decided that maybe by killing his horse he may notice my presence. "Hey! WTF are you doing?! Why'd you kill my horse you damn PK!" He shouts after his pack horse bites the dust. I then explain to him that I am with the Britania association to free all animals so that they may flourish in our fair lands. Well, he didn't like this at all. He attacks me in my grey state and is soon laying beside his horse. I liberate 400 ingots from him and I am on my way. Once arriving at the bank Amerigo goes through the usually "IF I had my main he'd kick your ass you damn PK!" "OK, you go get your main, I'll wait here" I reply. "I can't" He mutters "He's not in t2a" Is all he can say. How sad. I walk back north up to where I killed Amerigo to see if anything else is happening. I see the guys on horses, Kevin Uxbridge, Artemetis, and Naratu or something like that. I tried to say hello but then Amerigo pops in to our little group. "That's the PK! Kill the PK!" He frantically shouts. "*Kevin Uxbridge is attacking you!* *Artemetis is attacking you!* *Naratu is attacking you!* Oh joy, Everyone loves getting gang banged. I make a run for town and you can guess at my amazement when i saw Artemetis follow me in! Needless to say this guy sucked, It took him over half a minute to hit me just once! As soon as I saw his kryss do an almighty 4 points of damage a nearby guard named Ariel decided to help me out. "Thou shalt regret thine actions swine!" Remarks the guard *THWAP* "Uhhh!" Artemetis replies. I run over to loot his corpse and happily collect roughly 30 of each reg, a GM kryss, which I don't why he didn't use, and a GM set of chainmail. I wander outside with my newly acquired goods and I get the same two messages. *Kevin Uxbridge is attacking you!* *Artemetis is attacking you!* This time Kevin has the sense to paralyze me. Naratu does a magnificent job of missing me with his bow and as soon as the paralyze wears off I ran back to town, again. Niether of them followed me in so i try again. This time Naratu followed me all the way to the healers before he realized something was wrong. He bolts for the other direction and i paralyze him, yank out my Katana and go to work. He must have slapped me because before i knew what had happened the same guard had come to my assistance again. In the middle of my second looting Kevin dashes up and realizes what happened. I am over loaded so i do the only thing i can do, Paralyze him. *You are attacking Kevin Uxbridge!* He auto defends and hits me with his bow. "Guards!" I scream. Once again I am helped out by my friendly nieghborhood NPC. All in all I got well over 100 of each reg, 2 sets of Gm plate, one set of GM chain, 2 GM kryss's, and a pair of bows. Then to top it all off Amerigo tells me that he is calling a GM to report me for using a bug to kill, and i quote "The best fighters in all the world". Well i waited, and waited, and waited. After 30 minutes still no GM. I left him sitting there promising me death threats and many other horrible punishments for killing his horse and his friends. Moral: If you send in friends to kill someone make sure that if one of them dies the other two don't die the same way. AND odn't attack someone if you have a gay name like Amerigo Vespuchi and have less that sixty hitpoints.