Background: I killed a loser named Stryker in the Orc fort in t2a and he had on him a copper key and a rune marked "the field". I go there and I find that the key actually matches the door. I then recalled to Minoc to gather looting buddies.

I wander around the Minoc bank looking for my buddy Kronos or Dirk Diggler to help me out in this hard task of looting. I finally find Dirk Diggler and he is with another friend, Raistlin. I quickly explain the situation and they are more than happy to help me in my time of need. After fizzling gate a number of times Raistlin gives it a shot - damn bastard gets in on the first shot.

We arrive at our destination and I do my little bow for dramatic effects and double click on the door. Nothing, the damn door was locked. I check to see if I forgot the key and I haven't. I hit allnames and I see someone by the name of Alpox standing inside. Alpox must be the owner of this house because only three minutes ago the door opened but all the locked down chests were locked so I couldn't open them. I tell Dirk and Raistlin to get off the steps so he can't ban us and I cast magic arrow. I target him in the house and of course the target can not be seen message pops up. Well just for fun I try again. This time it hits for some odd reason, and when I unlag I realize it was because the moron recalled out of his house!

A volley of arrows all hit their target and Alpox is off my screen before I can finish typing in "Lol". He must have been using UOE because Dirk plays on a T3 and he couldn't catch him. We all go back to the house and decide to camp out.

Four people ride up to the house and we assume they were with Alpox so we attack them. I attacked Snow, who was on a horse, and Dirk and Raistlin attacked FireFox. The other two people I forget their names but we didn't attack them or they recalled. I chased Snow down a bit and when she died the bitch reported me. Raistlin lost his victim while Dirk kept on her. Minutes later Dirk come on to our screen and hides. We wonder what the fuck is going on and then three Chaos guys in the guild KoV ride up to us. Well we understand that since Dirk is Order that these people are bad. So I practice my little stay-away-from-the-kryss-while-you-shoot-them-with-arrows routine while Dirk E-Bolts one of them repeatedly. We kill two when the last one, DEATH, begins to run. Now I understand that if I was outnumbered three to one I would run too but I just had to call him a pussy and a coward as we chased him. He runs in to a public house and I expect an easy kill when Dirk, who was in the lead, suddenly appears outside the house beside the steps. Next Raistlin appears there. I understand pretty fast that we can't hit them if we can't be inside to shoot at them. So I decide to run in and hide so I can open the door and they can shoot in. Well I forget that while I think up my plans on how not to get banned I shouldn't stand on the steps, but I was on the steps and I found myself standing where Dirk and Raistlin were standing only seconds ago. We give up on Death and his fellow KoV member, Paladin, and returned to the house.

For some reason I beat Dirk there and Alpox is standing in front of the house yelling "MORONS!" I dunno, maybe he though we were hidden or something, but I silenced him quickly. UOE didn't help you there did it bud? I hide beside the steps and so does Raistlin, I lost sight of Dirk (but I found out what happened later).

From behind the house Fire Fox and his buddy Plentiful come around looking for us. Fire Fox walks through my hidden form and says "Here he is, Reveal!" Evidently Plentiful decided that a purple potion would be more fun. He tosses it less than two spaces form me and hits.

Auto attack kicks in and I hit him twice before he tried to e bolt me. I remember that I still have magic reflect on and I don't hesitate to stand there waiting for it. All this time Fire Fox is attacking and missing me horribly. Plentiful gets his twenty-point e bolt back in his face and runs down to heal. I realize that Fire Fox isn't a threat so I pursue Plentiful. Plentiful casts G-heal and I though I hit him in time but I didn't. He's back up to roughly 2/3 health. Plentiful moved in with what looked like a skinning knife, I grasp the concept that people don't usually fight with a skinning knife unless it is bad ass so I start shouting like a mad man "Raistlin help!" Turns out he lost connection just after he hid and couldn't get back on UO that night. One hit with the skinning knife and I lose over 40 hp, no shit it did a lot of damage. Another hit with it and all I see is red on my health. Well here is where my stupidity shines through. I was dumb enough to try to heal myself instead of using a potion. Now I have fought fencers with War Forks and I don't know why if I couldn't cast it without being hit with a big old war fork I though I could with a skinning knife in my back.

Needless to say I lost the fight. In my ghost form I watched them loot my 100+ pearl and I sighed as I wondered where the hell I was and how I would get back. After following them for about a screen they decided to gate me to town on the condition that I would shut up. As they walked around talking I say the corpse of Dirk Diggler, that was probably why I hadn't seen him. A guy named Demolition DOD rides up and demonstrating his IQ. "OOOo ooOo oOO oOO oO oo, look at me! I can mock the ghost! I'm cool" Everyone had a good laugh (I hope at him, and not with him) and Fire Fox gated me to Skara Brae. I got ressed and went back to talk to him. Him and Plentiful seemed pretty cool and I was just stupid to try for a two on one. They returned all my stuff they didn't need and even congratulated me on a fight well fought. I have to admit I did gain .1 archery while fighting so it may have all been worth it!

P.S. Demolition DOD I will fight and kick your ass any day any where so I hope you read this and my next story can involve the beating you receive when you fight me, if your aren't to damn chicken.