I was walking around on the isle of Deceit looking for stupid miners to steal keys/runes from when I find that a small house blocks a small section of the island on the East side. I just wanted to be a fair player, pissed off that I couldn't go to that spot but others could, so I paged a GM: "Help! I can't get to the other side of this house! Teleport me!" I wrote.

I received that oh-so-familiar message: "There is nothing I can..." (I won't finish that statement out of hatred for it)

Feeling extra annoying, I re-paged, receiving a more suitable answer: "I'll teleport you if you shutup." Satisfied, and knowing the GM was hidden somewhere around me, I yelled: "I LOVE GMs". I guess he approved my response and I was teleported over there, only to realize that mountains blocked the other side. FUCK. I WAS STUCK. I re-paged the GM and told him I was stuck. While I was hidden on the doorstep of the house, waiting for a reply from the GM, someone recalled right next to me. SCORE!!

I stole the GM Mage's keys, ran inside, and hid. As I was looting, of course, the owner's second char, a GM Warrior, logs in. About this time, the GM says: "Fine, I'll teleport you back." So I reappear outside the house on the other side, once again blocked off. Again, knowing he was watching, I yelled "NO, WAIT! I WAS IN THAT HOUSE LOOTING, I HAVE THE KEYS, COME ON!!!" He replied "Don't die" and, to my amazement, teleported me back into the house, hidden. MY SECOND SCORE!!

I stole the GM Warriors keys and katana while he ran around saying "I VAN THEE". I was on the floor laughing my ass off. I looted some ingots for my smith, and some magic weapons. I saw another GM Mage log in outside, so I ran out and stole her keys, ran back in, and locked her out too. Damn I'm a bitch :-)

Before I could hide in the house, 2 other characters logged in front of the door. SHIT. I attempted to recall but was barraged by the GM Warrior attacking me with a skinning knife, and 2 Master Mages throwing GE's and Ebolting. I died :-(

I re-paged my favorite GM and told him to bail me out. I received the reply: "I'm going to leave you there to teach you a lesson" I was devastated. The GM (name withheld) I had learned to love had just rejected me! I guess he was joking because my ghost appeared at the shrine East of Vesper. After I rezzed, the GM gave one final message: "Better luck next time." That's what I call a REAL GM :-)