We were furious. Napa usually doesn't crash like it used to, but finally when we kill some people all our work goes down the drain. We decided to go raise some Havoc.

We picked the Lake Superior shard since we all had fairly good connections to it. We all met up at the Ironwood Inn with the names, Blackthong, purplethong, Aquathong, and PolkaDotThong. We called ourselves the "Asian Invasion" because we were heading for Covetous to pose as some Japanese people with poor English skills.

When we arrive at the entrance, we find a surprising crowd.

"DOMO PK! HEAL PK! HAH HAH!" I yelled.

"BAD PK! PK KILL! HAH HAH!" yells my friend James, who was playing the character, "PolkaDotThong"

A good amount of people recall away in fear that there are murderers about. This is where we really started to piss people off. Malthus, playing the part of "purplethong," runs up to a nearby Scoundrel and steals something, without penalty of course. The guy pulls out a magic heavy crossbow and takes the war stance facing Malthus.

"PREPACK BOW! HE USE PREPACK BOW! PREPACK NOT FAIR!" yells Malthus

"What the hell is prepack???" asked the scoundrel

"PREPACK WEAPON MADE BEFORE PACK! IT DO GOOD DAMAGE! YOU NO USE PREPACK!" yells DeaDHeaD, who is playing "Aquathong

"BAD CHEATOR PK! HE CHEAT!!" said James

The man was confused and just walked off. After a few minutes of running around screaming words that sounded Japanese and spamming the sign,^^:: , people started to realize who we were, or at least who we were pretending to be.

At this point, people were starting to make racial slurs and cuss us repeatedly.

"Shut the f*ck up you stupid japs" said one nearby racists.

"We should bomb them again. heheheh..." said another bigot.

"YOU USE RACIST SLUR! YOU SAY BAD THING ABOUT JAPANESE!! PK!! YOU BAD PK!!" yelled DeaDHeaD.

"WE CALL GM! YOU USE RACIST SLUR! PK!!" I yelled.

People continued to swear at us as we continued to steal off scoundrels, and laughing at people who called us bug users because we didn't turn gray.

For some odd reason everyone said they called a GM on us for harassment. Hmm sounds like a group freaks here. We weren't the ones threatening to bomb someone. After about ten minutes, a counselor shows up. Everyone in the area hoard around him and start whining like children. The way this counselor handled the situation earns him a dismissal from the counselor staff. He didn't even have any idea what was going on. He heard their side of the story and said he would get a GM. This guy didn't even use capital letters or punctuation. Perfect example of a true counselor there.

Anyway, later after all the bigots were waiting for the GM, a man named "Scud" approaches on a horse carrying a heavy crossbow.

"You see Scud attacking purplethong!"

After a few bolts Malthus dropped to the ground. But then all of a sudden I see about everyone on the screen attacking Scud! From killing my friend's little newbie ass, he was now a murderer. Every person there waxed him faster than you could bat an eye. I was laughing so hard I could barely breath.

By this time, DeaDHeaD had died from stealing off the wrong person, and James had died the same way. With Scud's horse still standing over the body, and no one around, I decided to try and get away with killing it. But before I was even able to take a swing, in come the crew to kill me.

Once as a ghost, I notice Malthus talking to Scud. Well, not actually talking. Scud was screaming at him accusing him of using a bug to make him murderer.

"YOU WERE GREY WHEN I KILLED U. YOU USED A BUG TO MAKE ME RED." screamed Scud in anger. He was whining and complaining about the stat loss he would get and mainly acting like a total jerk.

"Listen bud, in all truth, I was blue. I never did anything in any way to get flagged as a criminal. " said Malthus. (By this time we had stopped our newbie Japanese act.)

"Yea man, you're a murderer, so what. Look at Warik, he has to macro more than 8 hours to lose his murder status. Quit whining, take it like a man." I told Scud.

"why would I go murderer by killing some naked newbie. something went wrong" said Scud.

"Maybe something did go wrong, just call a GM." said Malthus.

"gms wont believe me unless u tell them. u call one." Scud said.

"I'll do it if you get your friend Robert to apologize to us." said Malthus

This is something I didn't catch because I was off running around annoying someone else. I have no idea who Robert is or what he did. Scud got a hold of Robert and a few minutes later he came.

"sorry thong bro's" was all Robert could say.

By this time all of us had logged off except for Malthus.

"Apology accepted Robert. And by the way, Scud, enjoy your next 8 hours." said Malthus as he logged off laughing without helping Scud by calling the GM.

This is not a story about looting houses or killing a lot of people. It just shows how annoying newbies can be and how childish everyone else can be. Also one final note. I know this story may offend Japanese people, but it was not meant to do that. I am not Japanese, nor am I racist to anyone in any way. This just goes to show how mean people can be and also how frustrating it can be to try to talk to foreigners. If you are offended by anything said in this story, don't blame me unless I said it. These come from the mouth's of other players. Also we are not idiots =] We know what prepatch is and we don't call it prepack. We just had to sound as stupid as possible. Thanks. Enjoy.