We met up at Chaos, with another Dread Lord (SChip), and decided to start the day off with Wrong. We recalled back to Irredescent's house, where the rune was, and promptly recalled over to the entrance to Wrong.
Beginning with a few lone Great Lords, and some
other silly players in full plate, we began to grow bored with the fact
that the dungeon was fast clearing out. I, personally, had made a
full set of loot: regs, full plate, war hammer of might, etc., and decided
it was time for me to go back and unload my loot, when a thought struck
my mind...
I remembered how the day before some members of
the happy guild Moonclan had verbally abused me at the mines and made me
cry with such witty insults as "EiG are all npks and pks and looters! If
you want to fight we'll fight!" Yeah, they are great fighters when
EiG are naked, believe me. So I went up to the mines to see if I
could find any members and steal from them, prompting them to attack me,
when I saw an interesting sight...some stray arrows strewn about the mine.
I figured somebody was a'miner pking, a dishonorable profession, but a truly rewarding one. I went inside the cave and saw two dishonorable folk, (in full plate, wielding swords and shields, no less) can't remember their names, attacking three or four miners.
"Wow," I thought. "These guys must have decided to go dread just now..."
Just then..."SHIT!" was all I saw.
I opened up the status window for the two guys and noticed that they were being completely rocked by four naked miners wielding pickaxes. I almost fell over laughing, when I decided I would join in on the fun.
Not wanting to hurt the miners pride by throwing a few arrows into the wanna-be pks, I just sat there and stole from the two fellas. One of the guys noticed when I stole a magic bow from him, when he performed a quite stupid action. He attacked me.
Well, it was obvious who was going to win the fight, two guys getting beaten up by miners versus a dread lord with 5 Greater Heal potions and a heavy gat of ruin. After shooting each of them *once*, and hearing the happy *unnggghhh* cries, I simply said "Enjoy the plate", and walked off, back to the cemetery, with all of my new loot...where I got jumped by anti's and lost it all :-)
Moral of the Story: Well, first of all, try to not go pk if you are something like a journeyman swordsman or whatever..and second of all, put your loot in your house ASAP, otherwise you're probably going to regret it :-)