I was playing my character Dragon Blade, a newbie char I use to spy on the EDU kids. EDU is a homosexual cult on the Atlantic shard that is very close to the Rivendell scum, they train newbies and teach them to be whiney RPing assholes..'cept they don't really RP at all.

Anyway, today was the day for the big orgey in the Jhelom Fighting pits so I, lovining a good ass ram, joined emidiatly. Sure enough my now main character, Gacoo, got spanked pretty hard and I ended up cheating, healing and using a gm made war ax, after I cheated I was disqualified or in my terms gang raped. A friend of a friend and a cool chick Jade owener or semi owner of a tavern in Rivendell recovered my stuff after a promis not to bother them anymore. But I lied.

I stood on the side of the pit in G zone and poisned anyone who was grey and in a duel..I also throw a few fire balls and some curse words. Jade came AGIAN and asked me to stop after telling the mean boys and girls to go away. I didn't.

Well the event is breaking up to my single handed annoyingness and I go down stairs to check stuff out. I of course brought a help, a hired NPC thief, Well I'm down and after some trash talk, some kissing, and some hugging I get attacked and I tell my chick to beat his ass, she goes down and after the punk that attacked me get's healed I decide to bounce myself.

I run around once corner and hide and they all keep on runnin past me. I chuckle and slap a bandage on and hide agian. The wierd thing is the punk could keep attacking me in town..Then I remembered the bug where if you are guarded or tell your pet to attack somone that is attacking you, you go grey to them. Of course they didn't know this and thought I was perma.

Well I run around looking for them in Jehlom and finally go down to the pits just in time to jump through a gate. I am imediatlly re-attacked by the same asshole and the guards come to resuce me from the dastardly murder. Then his friend attacks me.

So now I have a bunch of regs and key to a house and a bunch of runes. I hit almost all the runes before I find the right one. A large forge yay. Oops I mean a house with a patio. I can only get to one room because the ass blocked off the other door with tables. BAHH!

But there is plenty of loot, the first thing I grab is a bag of plate and chain legs.. I have no house so I go sell..2k

Then I grab some plate chests..another 3.5k Then I go for some ring mail and get a total of 2k after 2 trips. I then grab some regs, 100 of each. I then go though a book shelf filled with books..I move the books and tada a bag.. I grabe a deed for a small dragon ship. I then go over try a bag close to the divider and bam 4k. Last trip I get some nice mace weapons, silver of power, power, and might. I WAS gona get some bottles and scrolls and some magic xbows but noooo he has to change the locks..

I decide I had enough luck today, here is our converston before I recalled.

Lamer : I ban thee ( I shuffel off the steps ) Your God : Thanks for the loot assshole!! ( i recall and yes 3 s )

I coulda stuck around tryed for a second key and another shot at the house but I decided I will call it a night and come here and wright this story.

Moral of the Story: I hate when people right these things 'specially when they suck and aren't gods like warik and nighty :) How about just don't attack anyone who is blue when you have your key and rune on you.