The Lord Who Stole X-Mas

This story begins at the brigade fort on the atlantic shard...

Well I've been gaining magery and losing gps with my character "Chaser" and decided to make some gold the best way I know how. I walked up to a young lad carrying a bow. I snooped him and stole some worthless things hoping for an attack. *sigh* Another coward. I go up to a man in full plate and steal some gold. Again another coward. I then tried to get some bread from his pack since I was just practicing magery for about 4 game hours. Before I could get it an archer came in and began to beat the hell out of me while the cowards suddenly got brave and joined in. I came to near death but lived and eventually healed up.

I come back to find the place deserted when a murder walks in and proceeds to explode me. I ran a bit down the road after shooting him once and heal again. I then see a horde of archers rush him and he eventually recalls.

I decide all the brigade fort has gotten me was 2 ass whoopings and no loot so I walk down the road. I see no one until I get to the X roads and I am spammed with attack messages and again almost die but they give up after I run down the road and hide. ( KOS at the X = Not good)

While I heal myself again I see about 4 warriors of small skill taking it to an ogre. I snoop all there packs and steal some food witch I gobble down a gm made kryss witch I sell and some recall regs and a ship key and a rune to "The spot"(turned out to be nothing I thought a possible house building area).

Well they all seemed to be coward like the rest and I proceed to walk through the pass when a boy wielding a cutlass attacks me. I proceed to fire and miss a bunch of arrows before moving on to my ax. He was a healer as well and as soon as I got him to half he was back up again.

It was clear I would wear him down when a fellow scoundrel attacked me from the rear with his bow. His damage was pathetic and I paid him no mind, then they both started to chant Corp Por! I ran down the pass to G-zone and healed the little damage that I had. I saw the Green surcoat-wearing scoundrel was the only one there so I charged with my ax. He hit me with his normal X-bow but it did little damage. He then paralyzed me and my Cutlass wielding friend showed up. I tabbed and healed. Mr. Cutlass kept on running and I decided to try my bow again and this time it did not fail me.

*Thwip* *Thwip* *Thwip* And he was almost dead. He healed and I brought him down again to 1/4 of his life. I might have killed him but I missed the last shot before he recalled. Just then Mr. cutlass showed up. I didn't take many shots to send him on his way. He just got out of the pass when I took one step out and dropped him. And what oh what did I get for Hanukah? 100 of each reg? Gm made archer suit? Yes I did :)