Trick or Treat with Lenny
 
 
The story takes place somewhere in Britannia...
 
 
Ok, so it was Halloween and I was totally in the spirit, but I'm a little too old to go trick or treating in real life, so I figured I'd have my Holiday fun in UO. I strapped on my Satan costume (all red clothes, a pitchfork, and a magical Tribal mask) and went door to door. For some reason, though, nobody wanted to open the door of their house for a Scoundrel dressed as the Prince of Darkness.

I didn't let that discourage me, though. I decided to go have some fun in town, instead. I made a few hotkeys, and went around offering to play a dice game with people for posession of their souls. When I ran out of players, I went to another town, and snooped people at the bank as I emoted *You notice Lenny Reeferstal attempting to steal your soul!* It was lots of fun, but any kid can tell you that the best part of Halloween is getting treats, and I had none (yet).

As I was on my way to Britain for more Satanic fun, and I noticed that there were people in a house I had a key to. The house belonged to a shitty guild (They used to be called MOR, I don't know what they call themselves now), and I had stolen a key from their GM a few months back. I saw my opportunity to play a little trick.

I grabbed the key and a few Gheals out of the bank, and stood in front of the door for a minute or two, with no reaction from the guildmembers within. Being an impatient bastard, I just let myself in.

GET OUT NOW OR DIE!!
KILL HIM, GET THE KEY
*3 stupid bastards are attacking you!*

So, the situation was Me, clad in just red clothing, wielding a pitchfork, facing off against 3 guys in bone with a Hally, an Executioner's axe, and a viking sword between them. The Viking Sword guy hit me, doing 2 damage.

"Sweeet," I thought to myself, "he must be a shitty swordsman". Since the damage done by a Vike is usually exceptionally high or incredibly low, I decided to focus on the other two first. Hally man was doing the most damage, so I attacked him first. I discovered by snooping that none of the Mighty Warriors were Mages, and they only had 2 Gheals among them. 2 quick ganks, and they were S.O.L. as far as healing. I dropped the Hally man, consuming only the 2 Gheals I had ganked from them. I began to attack the Executioner, but he recalled out when he hit half life. It was down to me and the Viking guy, only I was doing more damage and had a sack full of Gheals, while he was doing an average of 6 dmg per hit and had no healing capability. I made it as quick and painful as I could for the lad...

So, my "candy" haul for this Halloween was 2 sets of bone, a hally, a viking sword, and yet ANOTHER key to their shitty guildhouse. I suppose the moral here is Be nice to Satan, for his wrath is terrible.