It started off as a typical day until I ran into my good friends Quick of BoA and Minn.

"There are some anti's up north." Quick informed me.

"Is it BCB(BlueClanBrotherhood)?" I asked hoping it was.

"No it is EBC(EliteBlueClan)" replied Minn.

I have long been looking for a chance to test out the "Elite" of this stupid guild that I have been trying to destroy.

"Want to see how many of them we can kill?" asks Quick.

"Sure" I reply.

So we go up north some more and run into 20 EBC seeing that we were vastly outnumbered about 20 on 3. We decided this was not our chance to attack. So we struck up a conversation.

"What are you guys here for?" Quick asks.

"We got a report of some PKs up here." responds Avatar their Guildmaster.

Then all of a sudden someone yells out "THOSE 2 ARE THE PKS" referring to Quick and Minn. But since they are blue the cowardly EBC decides not to attack and risk a war with BoA.

By this time I am laughing so hard I can barely stay in my seat. 20 "Elite" members against 2 "PKs".

Since there was not going to be any large battles I decided it was time to see what kind of chaos I could cause among their ranks. I walk into the middle of their group and soon "LAG MAN IS A THIEF" is popping up all over the screen.

So I decide to see what they are made of. I walk up to Avatar and steal his pearl and instantly I get spammed by "... is attacking you"

The first guy that attacked me dropped with my first attack(sorry but I forgot his name).

Since the odds were still 19 on 1 I decided it was time for some evasive moves. I run into the forest quickly losing most of them and I finally get the odds down to 3 on 1. Me vs. Saron, Cletus the Yokel, and another I forgot.

They quickly take up the battle thinking they have me beat since it is 3 on 1.

"Let's see how good you are without you 16 friends" I yelled.

"We are going to kick your ass" Saron quickly yells back at me.

*Thunk* the sound of me hitting Saron with my Heavy Xbow.

Saron is almost dead so he takes off shouting "HELP ME!!! HE IS DOWN THERE!!!" as he heads back to the waiting army.

Down to 2 on 1 and I have yet any damage from these so called "Elites".

"You will pay for that!" tells Cletus the Yokel.

*Thunk* Cletus is down to half strength and his friend takes off heading back towards the group.

*Thunk* Cletus is almost dead and he starts running back towards the yelling "HEAL ME PLS! I AM ALMOST DEAD".

Once we reach the group since I was in hot pursuit of Cletus I start yelling back "RUN IT IS A FAIR FIGHT". This enrages EBC for some reason
:P and they all attack me again. I was not willing to let Cletus get away so I followed him back to their Guildmaster Avatar and he stopped
right in front of him.

"QUICK HEAL ME!" Cletus yells into Avatar's face.

*Thunk* Cletus falls to the ground and the chase resumes as the whole group attacks me.

I run back into the forest and quickly dwindle down my followers until it is a 2 on 1 battle. Me vs. Mordekai and good old Saron again.

"GIVE THE PEARL BACK OR DIE THIEF" Mordekai yells at me.

"If you can kill me you can get it off my corpse" I give as a reply.

*Clang* the sound of his halberd doing 4 damage.

*Thunk* My Xbow bringing him to half strength. 2 shots quickly followed and put him on the ground.

Meanwhile Saron is still working up the courage to attack me so I solve the problem for him and attack.

He runs up to me with a longsword and starts attacking me.

"I see you finally found what little courage you have." I yelled at him as I took him down to near death.

He takes off running yelling "HELP ME!!! HE IS DOWN THERE!!!". I think he has this macroed :)

Anyway he runs back to the group and I get the kill shot right as he gets right in the middle of them. Then I get spammed by "... is attacking you" again so I head back to the woods seeking an even fight.

I get the odds down to 1 on 1 just me and Xu Tui. So I start letting bolts fly and he throws some Corp Pors my way. In the middle of the fight Mordekai shows back up again and the odds go back to 2 on 1.

I focused on Xu Tui since I already knew how good Mordekai was :)

After a few more bolts find his chest Xu Tui recalls out(damn I hate that).

I then turn on Mordekai who takes 2 running steps before he is eating grass again.

Thinking that the foolish EBC had learned their lesson by now and left I start heading back to the spawn grounds but I only make it 2 steps before I get spammed by the "... is attacking you" message again.

Back to the forest I quickly lose most of the pursuit. The only one that managed to keep up with me was Griswald.

"You are going to die now thief. I am going to kill you" Griswald yells at me.

"We will see who is eating the grass by the time we are done" I send back as a reply.

2 shots and he is near death and I still have 3/4 of my HPs. He takes off running shouting "HELP HEAL ME"(I personally think that a message like this is required to be macroed before you are accepted into this guild) the whole way back to the group. He makes it about half a screen away from the group before I get the kill shot that drops him to the ground.

Before I can make my getaway I am paralyzed and frozen in my place.

"QUICKLY SURROUND HIM" shouts Avatar.

So they completely surround me but as soon as I can move I use my Teleport ring and teleport to the other side of the screen and quickly kill one of them while they are still trying to figure out how I got out.

I decided it was a good time to head back to town now since I had only 10 bolts left and I was nearly overloaded with loot from my kills.

"I WILL BE LOOKING FORWARD TO OUR NEXT MEETING COWARDLY EBC" I yelled as I made my way back to town.

After selling my loot for a very handsome profit I deposit my money and log off. I am eagerly awaiting my next fight with EBC both for the laughs and the great loot I got from killing them.