Feeling bored, I went hunting down at the orc fort. Five relatively new characters were battling an ettin so I asked if I could be of assistance. I was met with retorts like "we've got it, stay away" and "loot and we kill you". Thus, I decided it was time to teach these newbies a lesson.

I armed my GM bow and began plunking the strongest of the bunch. He went down with four hits. The rest of the group began attacking me and quickly two more were disposed of. Only two remained and they decided they would run as fast as their little limbs could carry them. I introduced them to Paralyze and Corp Por'd their sorry asses into oblivion.

The most comical aspect of this tale is that I didn't heal even once against these five jokes, and I believe I was only hit twice for a combined 6 hps.

The moral of the story : never, under any circumstances, assume you know another person. If so, you may feel very electric very quickly.

After gathering my loot, much more than I could carry, I get the message - SERVERS ARE GOING DOWN SHORTLY... Thanks Dr. Twister, you asshole!!! (Note from NH : this was the day that the tailoring bug released on the DrT site brought the shards down unexpectantly for a several hour revert)

Kobe Dastfardly
Great Lakes Shard