I used to be a great lord, illustrious, blah, blah, blah, but decided that was boring. Now, I live on the brink of murderdom nightly, and when the red does come, I just camp out in my house overnight. I go by the name of Kobe Dasatfardly, on the Great Lakes shard.

Last night, with the re-issuance of houses and deeds, I had a field day. I was unaware that house deeds could be stolen, until a clown named Sevenangels relieved me of mine.

Instead of getting angry, however, I decided to join in on the fun. With a few paralyze scrolls, and some deft mouse clicks, within eight hours of playing I gathered six house deeds : three small plasters, one small wood and two two-story plasters. The most incredible theft of all, though, was when some illustious grandmaster something had summoned a counselor to help him place his house. I was passing through, when I noticed him talking to the blue-robed counselor. He was complaining that he had a faulty deed and he couldn't put the house anywhere. So, I ran over to the counselor and started complaining about the noto system being unfair to pkers (I was red at the time). Meanwhile, I was snooping the pack of the illustrious idiot and low and behold, right on the top was a deed to a two story plaster.

I clicked the trusty "shift" + "z" and then on the deed, and viola, a brand new home. Next, I ran like a little girl and hid in the woods. I could hear the counselor say, "would you give it back, it's Christmas!". As I sat hidden in the forest, with illustrious and his friends scouring the area, I wondered how long it took him to accumulate the 200k needed for this house? How many dragons, liche lords, or other such terrors did he have to vanquish? And then I laughed heartily, since it took me about 10 seconds and one mouse click. And they say thieves are stupid?

By the way, if anyone wants to buy a house, I have a few available.

Kobe Dasfardly
Great Lakes shard