I was out taking a stroll looking for monsters to steal from and kill, when I see two men in a house. Being a bit under half life from my last theft/battle I decide to wait and heal and maybe see if the people open the door so I could run in and grab some free stuff.

So there I am sitting outside this house. I open one of the guys paper dolls, so that if I get in I can the door I can just use my last object macro to get into his pack faster.

Well I didn't have to wait long. After about three minutes one of the guys inside summons a demon and says "hehe I'm gonna go scare this guy" Well anyway this dumb-ass walks out his door leaving it open so that his new pet demon can come out and play with me. Now seeing this I run  inside. Hit my last object macro then my steal macro and grab the other guys key, and a chest that's laying on the floor. I'm about to logout when I look at the key. A master key :) *POOF* I instant logout I'm gone.........

Now I stole a guys key and logged out in his house now what. Well I decide to bring on my other character on so I could see what they were doing. Well I logged my main character on (my house is about 2 screens away) and walked over.  When I get there I see one of them say

"HOLYSHIT" "HE STOLE MY KEY".

hehe yep they figured it out those rocket scientists. Well I'm standing outside listening to him cuss and try and figure out what the hell to do when, the same guy who walked out the door the first time walks back outside. *cha ching* well once again into the house I run.

"GET OUT" "LEAVE NOW"

Is what all they say when I walked in. What ever happened to the good ol' "Hail",  *sigh* some people are just soo rude. well all of the sudden I see the red letters Timberwolfe is attacking you...... hehe  Party time.

I run to the other side of the house moving a chest behind me as I run. Turns out this chest is full and Timberpuppy can't find a place to move it. So I'm on the other side of some chests shooting arrows up his Viking sword wielding ass when I see

"SHIT" "FUCK" and finally *UGHHHHH* one down.

So I quickly loot my kill only to find out I'm overweight with their shit. So I  decided to recall out rather than try fighting an 8th circle mage over while I'm weight. I recalled with my loot to my house to make a deposit.

I got back to my house and icq'ed a friend and told him to come to my house I needed a hand looting a house. Now being the good friend he is he is there in like 2 seconds. So I show him where the house is. And tell him to stand in front of the door for a minute and that I would open the door for him. Then login with my thief char I opened the door for him. I then logged my main char back in but by the time I got back the other guy was dead. Yes there is a true friend for you. Helps you >loot a house and kills any opposition you encounter. So I looted the fresh kill and *WHOO HOO* another key. I take it off of the ring to find that it is a master key to the house. (hmm I got 2 master keys to this house =D)  Well we loot all the shit from the house, while 2 guys who cant get back into their house ask for their keys back seems that we have their only keys. hmmm I offer to sell them back for 20k. They say they don't have the money. Damn that's gotta suck. you lose all your shit both master keys and you lose access to your guild stone all in the time span of 20 mins.