Alright... I'm on my malicious archer/thief(Grithor), wandering around for dumbasses that would attack me. I got an ICQ so I stopped for a second to answer it, when I come back I see some guy coming out of his house... Yay! Of course I bust into a sprint like a mad man into the house. The guy comes back in, I'm hiding in his char.. ah, snoop snoop.. Found a key, plucked it from his pouch and laughed at him. He comes at me with his axe... Out comes my regular bow(weapon of choice here). Before I could get any hits in he is out of the house, so I take the time to roam through the loot.

There was a lot of loot, including over 500 of each reg.. Great! My tent is about 2 screens down from there so it's all good. Then outside I see Bozo #1 show up with his friends, Bozo 2 and Bozo 3. I'm in there happily collecting the goods, (95 str makes it easy to take big loads) Bozo 2 comes in, and starts castin' away Blade Spirits.. ok, that gave me enough time to snatch his keyring and bust out of there. Came back about a minute later.. Surprise, he attacks... Out comes the bow.. yada yada.. Chased him to the edge of Britain, where he finally fell to an arrows placed neatly in his ass.

I take my plate, regs, and all the other goodies off his body.. Along with his outfit, putting it on as a disguise. Hey I looked pretty good. Went back... Found Bozo 1 standing there wondering what just happened... he's still gray to me from attacking before. I come up and say "I killed the thief" and he's like "whew, did he have any loot?" He hadn't figured out yet that I was disguised. I said "Yeah I got his loot, now I want yours :D" With a happy smile, I chased him merrily down the road... He fell, EXACTLY!!! where his friend fell.. I proceeded to loot his corpse, then, back to the house for thü½)¦g guns.

I love happy endings!!