A bit of background: On the previous day, guild BLD had ignored Morganas calls for help as her friends house was being looted, despite being a long time, devoted member of this guild. Only AVATOR from BLD, and MRGrimm of SAS took the time to help her.

I find it ironic that MRGrimm is a member of an enemy guild (and incidentally the most hated guild on the shard), yet he ran through a city full of enemy guild members on his own to help Morgana, whilst BLD wouldn't lift a finger. Isaiah The "Great" is a member of BLD.

Isaiah The Great approached us and began taunting Morgana over quitting the guild. The vast majority of BLD, spare a few, have treated her like shit for leaving the guild after what happened.

I listened in with interest, getting slightly more pissed off with each thing that Isaiah said. Although I can't remember the exact content of this conversation, he wouldn't stop harassing her, implying that she was a loser for quitting, and telling her that she only did it for attention. She told him to fuck off and that she wasn't in the mood for it, but he still persisted.

I followed them around, and so did another fellow by the name of RAGNAR, who is also a BLD member. We stopped on the bridge and the arguing continued, so I decided I would like to do something about it.

"lead him out of town, I'll attack", I whispered to Morgana.

We moved half way across the bridge, but stopped there, as the insults kept flying. I was getting pissed off at Isaiah, and looked forward to giving him the lesson he deserved.

"Fuck off Eclipse", announced RAGNAR.

It appears that RAGNAR had decided that this was none of my business, and thought it was his duty to tell me what to do.

Not being one to take other peoples orders, especially from someone who has no fucking idea what was going on, I retorted "bite me". I was too annoyed to think of anything more creative but it had the desired effect.

"yeah why don't you go gray bitch", RAGNAR told me.

Music to my ears. "Gladly", I said, as I ran out of town, out of guards protection and attacked a vendor. I ran my flagged ass all the way back to the bridge, and stopped in front of RAGNAR.

"ok, I'm gray, attack me", I said.

Silence.

"well cmon, are you gonna attack me or what?", I encouraged, while RAGNAR stood there holding his dick.

"you're a pussy", RAGNAR said to me. WHAT?! I'm the pussy? He asks me to go gray, so I do, and now he refuses to attack me, and calls me a pussy?

"if you're not a pussy why don't you attack me", he said to me. Umm, maybe cause you're blue and we're in guards protection. This guy is a complete fucking moron.

"isaiah help me with this fucker", RAGNAR said, which was typical I guess.

"can't take me on your own? how typical", I scoffed.

Isaiah said one final insult to Morgana and ran off to the bank. I stayed back urging RAGNAR to attack me but it didn't look like he would. Moments later, Isaiah came charging back, a heavy crossbow in his hand.

Isaiah The Great is attacking you!

"you fuck with ragnar, you fuck with me", Isaiah said defiantly.

I laughed at this display of bravado, and I was happy because Isaiah was the person who I wanted to kill anyway. Isaiah simply could NOT hit me, and within a few short seconds, I had well and truly beaten him down.

RAGNAR is attacking you!

Isaiah drank a couple of gheal potions, and RAGNAR began his incredible onslaught, his double axe (yes, double axe) hitting me for a great big 2 hitpoints per hit. I didn't care for RAGNAR so I concentrated on Isaiah.

At this point, who else should show up but Sandstone. I had sent him a few ICQ messages about what was going on, but I never asked him to come and it was just a coincidence that he found us there fighting. Sand had gotten 6 on 1'd in Covetous a few days earlier, and RAGNAR was one of the cowardly participants. Sand had not yet re-equipped after he crashed and died the previous night.

"Corp Por", said Isaiah.

*fizzle*

I laughed at this, he did manage to ebolt me twice, but they were so horribly weak I shrugged them off and simply put reflect on again.

Morgana was with us the whole time, yelling "ISAIAH STOP, DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU". Seeing that a 2 on 1 fight wasn't really fair, and since we were outside guards protection, Morgana attacked Isaiah, and he did just what I expected him to do.

Isaiah ran off towards town with his tail between his legs, on 1/4 of his life. I started attacking RAGNAR again, which prompted Isaiah's return, but it was too late for him.

One last arrow into RAGNARs body and he crumpled to a heap on the bridge. I didn't even bother trying to loot him, instead choosing to continue the fight with Isaiah immediately.

Isaiah tabbed out and hid, while he looted his fallen comrade. I began a barrage of verbal abuse as I pointed out to him what a complete pussy he was. I couldn't detect and didn't want to risk a greater explosion in guards protection.

I was feeling very good at this time. I didn't even have to think before I typed, a stream of insults just typed themselves. A few minutes later, Isaiah shows himself, his name all blue.

We followed him to the bank abusing him all the way, while he walked in silence. I was letting off steam at this time so I hurled insult after insult at him, feeling the rush of victory.

"Fine, wait here", Isaiah said. He then went off somewhere, and returned a couple of minutes later. I began my barrage again, hoping I would anger him into fighting me. It worked. =)

Sand asked me to hand him a heavy crossbow and some bolts, so I did. Not that I would need his help with Isaiah, just incase things got a little unfair for me. =)

"yeah well lets see you go gray again motherfucker", Isaiah announced to me.

Woohoo! I didn't need to be told twice. Running out of town, I attacked another vendor, and Isaiah met me at the end of the bridge in war mode.

Isaiah The Great is attacking you!

He actually hit me this time, his all powerful magic heavy crossbow managing a whole 12 points damage. My bow was firing twice as fast as his hxbow was, so I proceeded to rip him a new asshole.

He drank down 3 gheal potions during the fight, compared to my 0. I stole a gheal potion off him, and it was then that he realized that this was a fight he was not going to win. He fled into town on 1/8th of his life.

We gave chase to him, but at this point Vesper bank was incredibly crowded, and I ran into a few people who were standing around. I lagged out majorly and lost Isaiah, as I frantically asked Morgana and Sandstone where he went.

"he ran off to the tailors or something", Sand said, which was like on the other side of town, heh.

We chased for a bit but decided to head back to the bank, where we knew he'd return sooner or later.

Isaiah did show up eventually, once again blue to me, which was disappointing. It looks like I had done a good job though...

"you're a goddamn pussy isaiah, just remember who owns your ass", I said to him confidently.

"I'm quitting UO", he says.

I laughed so hard when he said this, it was hilarious to me. I didn't know I had that much of an effect on people. =)

"fuck this shit, whenever I challenge someone to a 1 on 1, I lose, what's the fucking point", he went on. Awww poor wittle baby.

"GM archery, GM tactics, eminently accurate heavy crossbow and I still lose, fuck this game", he carried on like a whining little 4 year old.

There was nothing I could do at this point except laugh at him, and laugh I did, very very hard.

"yeah well I use a normal bow", I informed him in a mocking tone.

"gather round, I'm emptying my bank on the ground". Which is what he did, he emptied the small amount of crap he had in the bank on the ground, which included the armour he was wearing, some chain leggings, a small amount of reags, a couple of heavy crossbows and a couple of maces.

I'm sorry Isaiah? Who exactly was looking for attention here? Who is the one acting like a crybaby cause he got his ass thumped? What a hypocrite.

He then attacked Morgana in town, I called the guards and he died. A couple of minutes later, he came back, and did the same thing again, the whole situation obviously driving him to the point of suicide. =)

Unfortunately, the server CRASHED about a minute later, and it warped back to where I was hidden outside Covetous, which was very disappointing, as I knew Isaiah would now not be quitting. =(

I look on the bright side though, now that he's staying, I can look forward to pissing him off more in the future.

For BLD:

BLD are a bunch of backstabbing assholes. For you guys to turn on Morgana and ditch her, after she devoted her time and efforts to fighting for you guys the way you did shows a true lack of loyalty and more importantly it shows that none of you have any honor whatsoever.

In addition to this, I have helped you goddamn losers out on countless occasions, and received little to no thanks at all for my actions. The only person to thank me was Morgana. Those who know who I am know what I mean.

I'm convinced I've been on the wrong side the whole time. For the record, I've made just about every BLD member KOS, and the very, very few who aren't KOS know who they are. And if Isaiah is any indication at all of the strength of your fighters, I'll be a murderer in no time.