First and foremost I hate roleplaying! Especially gay roleplaying events! I will disrupt any player run event or gay retarded OSI events.

Well on this Friday night, the one and only ImaNewbie opened up his little fellowship hall. If he thought for a second that everything would be peachy with no problems, then he is living too much in this fantasy world. With pricks like me, call me a punk, call me a thug, and call me whatever you want. I like to fuck up and ruin everyone's day. Dennis Leary put it best "I'm an asshole!"

First I cut in line to get in first, I mean come on now, how gay is this! I pushed my way in first and took all the food before anyone could get to it. Already drunk I started up with talk crappy and raising hell. Mr AntiSocial I am. Around 15min into this crappy opening ImaNewbie and his gang showed up, they mingled with the crowd a bit. I took full advantage of this and walked up to him, talked some crap and snooped him. Being well distracted by all the little gay roleplayers looking to touch him as if he was a god or something, he didn't notice me snooping him and ohhhh! Why yes Ima, ima gonna relieve you of that albitar deed, I don't know what it was for or how to spell it right, but hey its a deed so what. *You have successfully stolen the item!, you have lost a little fame.* muahahhahahah! I hid just as Ima went into combat mode to look for me. Tee hee! He kicked everyone out to look for he and me bitched AND bitched... to have me found and killed. My pal Space Ghost stood on my hidden form to keep me from being revealed. I couldn't just walk out, not with like 30 ppl outside ready to gut me like a fish. So I took the first gate outta there and banked my new deed! I took out my favorite Deadly Poisoned GM made Kryss and headed back for blood, maybe Ima's head oh that would be a prize indeed. I walked upstairs to the main dinner party and Ima was crying to the GM's like a little bitch. "Jail him on site!" he said.

What nerve! So I dared the GMs to ban me jail me whatever, I knew these fucks couldn't do a fucking thing to me. Pigs! Oink Oink. Ima's ass was mine now. He was going to give a speech on the balcony , I ran and hid there awaiting my prey. He walked to the balcony and started up with the very gay old English speech. Ah hell no! I couldn't take it anymore, I had to shoot my wad. *You are attacking ImaNewbie!* MUHAHAHAHAH!!!! *ImaNewbie is wracked with extreme pain!* Down to 15% health and as I thought I was going to kill him, he was helped healed and cured by his little butt buddies. Then it was my turn to get my ass beat, I knew this was a suicide mission so I was prepared to die for my cause. I lived hid and healed and came around for some more. Man I felt like Oswald or John Henkly going after the pres! He was unreachable at that point, so I waited for another opportunity to strike again. I walked up to him and told him what I thought of his page and this lame ass tower!

Banned! I guess I was the first person to be banned from his place. Bummer :( Well at least I got a deed and maybe 15 minutes of fame, infamy more like it. See you on the bounty boards. I think my ass will be wanted for this. Ah well Greed is Good!

Moral of the story: Be an asshole any which way you can. When you have big crowds and big events, why not fuck it up. Nothing brightens my day more than to piss of at least one person. Pissing off a whole mob, makes my month. Keep up the evil shit people, kill all the flower picking pansy roleplayers you can.

Fuck you very much,

DrNuttbutter of pacific
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