JoV Kicks Some Britain Butt     This story takes place on the east road of Britain on the Baja shard.     What an exciting day the JoV had. Ripping through the road east of Britain and making a camp, killing all who come close. More on that later, how did we rock so much? It all started after Baja had come up from the mini-patch. Abunai and I wanted to kill people. Apparently, Rassassination did too. So we were talking and our conversations were overheard by Firepunk, Nath-something (Sorry can’t remember name!), Leyla and one other I think, who decided to join in with us. Since Rassassination was red, we had to mark a rune outside of town. So we all went into Abunai’s gate and walked out of town. There, he marked a rune and Ras was soon with us, making a total of 6 (or 7) JoV.

Abunai was put in charge of the group and Ras second in command. We hid about 5 screens away from town on both sides of the road. It was not long before a few guys came up and were killed. I got no bounty. We walked along the road, deeper into the forest when he ran into a guy named G something (I was too excited to write down names like I usually do, sorry). We attacked and he started running and two more guys came into view. The G guy was killed and we struck down another in mid recall, while the other one got away scratch free. Still no bounties.

Killing was slow then, so Leyla volunteered to be our damsel in distress. Within a few minutes two guys named Hank and Aundre came into view. Leyla’s acting had worked. Within seconds we all jumped out of hiding and attacked them. Aundre ran like a chicken while Hank was trying to recall. A few of our party ran after Aundre while myself and two others started taking down Hank. Hank finally got a recall in and recalled away with half life. Rats!

A few moments later, Hank, Aundre and Errtu came up the road. Hank recalled and Aundre ran again while Errtu stayed and was killed. His death words were "imtov" and he ate dirt. My first bounty. Just then the G guy came back and started running around us like an idiot. Since more then half of our party was after Aundre we attacked the G guy and he ran. We went after him but he was too fast so we returned only to see a few new murderers. Abunai, Ras, and Firepunk were red. Everyone of our party returned, except for Ras, he recalled home.

"We got Aundre" someone shouted out.

We were all pleased at that. Then a few drobes came to us. Errtu and Aundre. Errtu started talking saying he was allies with us so we said in the kindest way we could, we weren’t ToV, we were JoV, but he didn’t listen to us so we killed him again.

Aundre was still running around and hiding near us. We didn’t care though. Just then G ran up to us and said we were bad pks. So I introduced him to my bow. Whose bad now? Bounty number two.

"Vas Corp Por"

The fizzle sound was made and Hank’s body was out of hiding behind a tree. We all attacked him, this time we all were able to get hits on him. He still managed to recall out though, with minimal life. Then a guy came running down the road. I was the only one to notice him and attacked. Someone else got a hit in at him though, but I killed him. My first real kill and bounty number three! Yahoo!

Then I had to go, so I recalled out and logged off. I got reports that a bunch of antis went after JoV soon after I left and they all had to run and / or recall. No JoV lives were lost and we got a decent amount of loot out of the whole thing. Was pretty fun though, I have to admit, I had my doubts, but we’re pretty damn good bad asses. I can’t wait till the dungeon clearing.

-Dringe, JoV Toys R Us Kid!