"Problems?" I asked when I walked up to him with a smirk.

"HELP! Cast Heal PLEASE" WINIS hollered for help.

"Vas An Ort"

I dispelled all his blade spirits and the drake came charging towards WINIS, no longer trapped by the spirits. WINIS ran as fast as he could, but not fast enough, the drake shot a fireball and the famous death sound was made by WINIS. The drake attacked me next, I fled to the entrance and then teleported the hell out of there, leaving the drake at the entrance for someone else to find. I returned to WINIS's corpse and found it had been cleaned.

"B----!" He yelled as he came out from beside his corpse

I snooped him and stole his pearl

WINIS is attacking you!

He was attacking with his fists? He had no weapon on!

"Corp Por"
He was down to 3/4

"Corp Por"
Down to 1/2

He started running, still carrying no weapon and he made no approach to me. I armed my crossbow and went running after him when suddenly a sound was made and a fireball went shooting into WINIS followed by my bolt, killing him. The drake once again helped me, but this time, I got the kill. I ran into looting range of WINIS's corpse and hid before the drake could make a move. WINIS returned again, back for more.

"S---!" He yelled and was brought down to less then 10 hit points, he ran off with the drake on his tail, I followed and watched. I then saw a blade spirit come onto the drake and saw "You see Grui provoking a drake to attack a blade spirit" on the screen.

I ran to the other side as Blade Spirits started surrounding the drake. I saw 5 guys by the names of Grui, Jackra, Unif, Brooo and WINIS (DUH!) who were all in the KKK.

"Oh no!" I muttered to myself.

The drake fell.

"Does the drake have my loot?" WINIS asked, thinking the drake killed him the second time.

"No" said Grui.

"Fucking looter! Kill Dringe! He looted!" WINIS shouted at his guild members

"Blue" said Unif as well as Grui.

The horrid sound of a Lich's laugh filled the hallway and I saw the Lich attack Brooo.

"In Jux Hur Yelm"

"You see Grui provoking a lich to attack a blade spirit"

Why didn't I see this before!? Grui was flagged! I attacked Grui and shot him. He peacemaked. We did this two more times when Grui found out he would die first and ran off to town when I suddenly see an energy bolt get driven into him and I pummeled another bolt into Grui, killing him. The second time a monster helped me kill the KKK. The Lich went after me and I dispatched it with ease, then looted both corpses. When I returned to where the rest of the KKK were I saw WINIS dressed up again.

"Corp Por"

WINIS is attacking you!

WINIS was a pure mage, he needed pearl, which is why he died before, too bad for him, I resisted it.

"Corp Por"

I resisted it again, pummeling two bolts into him as well, bringing him to 1/2 life

"In Vas Mani"

Jackra healed WINIS and I ran off towards wind, I didn't like 4 v 1 because I had a feeling the other KKK would help WINIS even more. All 4 KKK followed to right near where Grui's corpse was. There I did my recall trick (Casting Recall and hiding then canceling the spell) and watched the KKK talk.

"What a wuss!" WINIS cried.

"Forget him! We got major problems! Lars is dead in Hythloth!" Unif cried.

"I got a rune" Said Brooo

"Kal Ort Por" said all the KKK, including me.

Suddenly hell hounds and an orc were in Hythloth, I nightsighted myself and found we were on level 3. Then more hell hounds came and even more, to what almost looked like 14 hell hounds and 3 orcs. I hid in the middle of the room smiling as the hell hounds started beating them into pulp. As the KKK started backing up closer to me I snooped them. Unif had a keyring with over 5 keys on it and two runes that say: "Compound" and "Inner Compound". Jackra had a rune that said "KKK ville" and the other guy as well as WINIS had nothing. Suddenly, I noticed Unif was assistant guildmaster of the KKK! I grabbed the key ring off Unif, who was too busy to deal with me. *UGHNNNN!*, Jackra had fallen! I saw something that almost made me scream, I couldn't get to Unif for the rune, but I saw "Urnug starts rummaging through Jackra's corpse and takes a recall rune to KKK Ville". Unif screamed in horror as I took down the orc and got the rune.

"KKK! STOP HIM! HE HAS THE KEYS!" Unif yelled taking out the hell hounds on him. There were two hell hounds left when the remaining KKK all said "Corp Por"

"Kal Ort Por" I said as I recalled to KKK ville. There were houses assembling a courtyard to the left of me as well as a tower, to the right were a few small houses, a tent, one large smithy and one two-story house, all reading "KKK Smith, KKK Tailor, KKK Guild Hall, etc." The tent chest was empty, it just had vendors, all the small houses and courtyard houses had nothing of value. I went into the two-story and found a lot of furniture downstairs and upstairs it was a JACK POT! The Large Smithy was also loaded! I had to transfer, the KKK would be here any second. I put reflect on myself and took everything of immediate value in both (2 shifts) I was loaded with some other mandatory stuff when Unif came up to the large forge deck, I went out on the deck greet him and his 1/4 life, must have been some battle!

"In Vas Por"

*click* I screamed in real life, I saw my ugly desktop and loaded UO again as quick as I could. Unif had crashed me! When I logged back into Napa Valley expecting to be lost and dead, I saw "corpse of Unif" on the ground outside the forge! The idiot must have energy bolted me or something! I ran outside and looted him clean, and recalled to the inner courtyard. When I saw two KKK members, Encro (GUILDMASTER!!!!!) and Lars in the tower. I opened the door and greeted Encro and Lars, introducing myself. I snooped Encro and found he also had a keyring full of keys, I stole them!!!

Encro is attacking you!

Lars disappeared (must have logged out) and it was me vs. the KKK guild master.

"I would LOVE to stay and fight, but I have more important things to do, like unload!" I yelled

"Kal Ort Por"

I recalled to my house and unloaded, put up magic reflect again, kept ONE key ring and recalled back. Encro was still inside when I arrived. I opened the tower and started browsing around when suddenly he came down the stairs and hit himself with a bolt (I love magic reflect). I ran up to the roof, looking at each level carefully. I cast Magic Arrow (which he reflected) and cast two energy bolts into him, while he kept a steady stream of bolts from his crossbow into me. He resisted them, because they did minor to no damage. I healed and armed my crossbow, it was time for an archer duel. I was doing more damage then him, but I was missing more then he was, I drank a greater heal, and cast an Energy Vortex Scroll on him that I got from Grui. Him screaming in hatred as the Vortex started pummeling him. While he was trying to fight off the Vortex which got him to under 1/2 life in less then a few seconds, I was pummeling bolts into him. He took off his crossbow and dispelled the vortex, with one hit away from death, Lars came running up to the roof and HEALED HIM!!!!! I screamed! Encro was one of the harder opponents I've ever fought.

"Vas Ort Grav" *fail*

"Vas Ort Grav" Thy connection has been disturbed, ruining thy spell.

"Vas Ort Grav" *fail*

"Vas Ort Grav"

Bringing lightning strikes down on both of them, Lars was at 1/4 and Encro was at 3/4. I shot Lars. *UGHNNNN!* Lars fell on the steps while trying to flee. I took out my War Mace of Power and charged at Encro. I kept having to drink heals as I hit him, he got to 1/5 health, I hit him two more times, drinking another greater heal in the process, when he was 1 hit from death. *UGHNNNN!* FINALLY! I had taken out Encro!!! I looted both corpses and then explored the tower taking everything of immediate use. When I returned I saw both ghosts of Encro and Lars on the tower roof. Felling bad, I congratulated Encro on a great fight and that I would grant him access to a res and to bring Lars with him. I gated them to Jhelom and finished taking everything that I would need from the tower. I did one final check, and was ready to leave to deposit the keys and rune when suddenly a gate opened! I saw all the KKK come out (Brooo, Lars, Encro, Unif, Jackra, Grui, and WINIS as well as another KKK named Hujab) I recalled to the bank, unloaded everything, put on a death robe, and recalled back to the compound. I walked up to the KKK.

"We want to congratulate you for a fun-filled afternoon, but it seems that you have keys to our compound and must be destroyed, be prepared to feel the FULL fury of THE KKK!!!!!!!!!!!!! ATTACK!" Encro yelled.

All of the KKK attacked me, some readied spells, I ran off into the woods, with all the KKK in on my tail, even though I only had a death robe on, I wouldn't die without a fight. One got close enough and got a shot in at me, but a few zigs and zags made me lose him before he could get another shot off. Two KKK were still on my tail as we were zipping through the forest. Suddenly a mountain came into view, I ran up the mountain side, I knew where I was now! One KKK was still following me, I ran into the Orc Valley and around the whole area, losing the final KKK!!! I ran up to Yew and took a sigh of relief. I had won! Thank god the KKK had no organization to begin with! It seems I am better as a mage, if I find the KKK again (Which I will when I return for the loot) they will be destroyed! I ran to the abbey day dreaming all the way, suited up, logged off and told my tale to all my friends.

BUT WAIT! THATS NOT ALL FOLKS!

I returned to the KKK tower the next morning to finish where I left off on the destruction and looting of KKK. I quickly hit AllNames when I arrived at the courtyard and saw Lars. I went up to the 2nd floor to go say hello to Lars. He wasn't moving, so I decided to help myself to the loot. Once I was done cleaning out EVERYTHING (from Ale - Magic Platemail, Including destroying the furniture) on level two which only took me two trips. Smiling at Lars I stole everything he had in his inventory (Including nails and a board, carpentry macro eh Lars?). He still stood immobile as I went to the first floor to clean house.

I was about 1/2 done with the first floor when I went to go for another round when I saw Lars on the roof, quickly hide when he saw me. I went up to the roof and blockaded the area to the third level.

"Corp Por"

Lars is attacking you!

The KKK didn't learn that I ALWAYS have magic reflect on, too bad for Lars it brought him to 3/4 life. Anyway, he must have gotten some regs.

"Corp Por"

I took damage, bringing me to about 4/5 life left. I shot Lars twice and got him to 1/5. He started running around in circles on the tower and then ran to the stairs. I shot him again and he ran off once he saw it was blocked. I shot him once more (He was not bright, I could see majority of the tower roof from where I was standing, didn't even need to move) and Lars fell to his knees (Now I see how he died in Hythloth and why he was macroing carpentry). I looted and went to finish the first floor. I went to the roof and destroyed the blockade and all the furniture that was up there when I saw a gate in the courtyard. Watching hidden from the roof I saw Encro, Unif and Brooo come out of the gate. Encro opened the tower then recalled out. He returned and the other two let him in. I took a glimpse at my ICQ list and found some murderer friends that were commenting on my great job last night online. I messaged them to take my rune to KKK ville I gave them (since they offered to help) and that I'd meet them there.

I went back into UO and saw Encro talking to Lars and the other two KKK searching the tower roof. I came out of my hiding spot and got myself flagged by stealing a bag off the floor on the roof. They all attacked me and I teleported down and ran to the area where I gave my friend the rune. A gate opened up and I saw my murderer friends Raswell and Shikez. I told them to hide while I would try to get the KKK down here. I didn't need to cause when I went to the tower I was hit by a bolt. I ran to where the reinforcements were and queued them up.

"Hey! 3 on 1 isn't fair, lemme even the odds!"

Raswell and Shikez both muttered the words of energy bolt and fired at Brooo, bringing him to 1/4 life. They both energy bolted Brooo a 2nd time, killing him as I aimed my fire for Unif and let them take Encro. Encro focused his attacks on Shikez while Unif focused on me. I shot him many times, him inching closer to me with his bardiche.

"Por Ort Grav"

"Kal Vas Flam"

Encro was hit HARD.

"Corp Por" he responded with knocking Shikez to one hit from death. Encro armed his bow just as he was hit by another energy bolt, which he resisted and took Shikez out when I heard a scream. *UGHNNNN!* I wasn't even paying attention to my fight until the death sound was made and I saw myself at 1/2 HP and Unif dead on the ground.

Encro hit me with his bow as Raswell started grinding into him with a War Fork. Encro brought me to near death and I started to flee, disarming my weapon and drinking a heal just off screen. I armed an energy bolt and came running to the battle field and fired at Encro, bringing him to near death. He entered in and out of combat and hid.

"You may kill me in one moment, I have one word for you, meet us here at 8pm PST tonight, bring as many friends as you want, but this time, you will not be victorious!"

You see Raswell attacking Encro

Raswell gave Encro the crushing blow and then we took our loot, ressed Shikez then went to Raswell's house to talk strategy. We would meet the KKK at the tower and we would kick their asses across Britannia! Raswell would get a few more people when I told him there were at least 10 members in KKK and we began to time everything in detail. Once the plan was set, I took the best of the day to finish looting all of KKK Ville. It was time for the duel. It was Me (Dringe), Raswell (PK), Shikez (PK), Droob(PK) and Upyurs(Tank Rouge) vs. the KKK Bards, Mages, Warriors, Archers. Myself and Raswell stood at KKK ville 15 minutes early to finalize our plans. We would make it seem like another trap, them expecting us to unhide from secret locations as an ambush, instead we made 3 recall runes to the back of KKK ville, they would all recall in at same time of each of their runes and attack KKK from the back. The KKK would have the odds in this battle, but we had the power.

It was 8pm PST! They still were a no show, so we told the other 3 to recall in from their runes and hide at their spot. At 8:05 PST the KKK finally showed up. Out of the gate came: Encro, Unif, Brooo, Jackra, Grui, WINIS, Lars, Hujab, and Tishtab (my guess is their whole guild). Me and Raswell stood there as Encro warned them to be careful for an ambush. The 3 behind them were listening and waiting for their attack.

Encro made a gay little speech which I interrupted by stealing his pearl. Raswell followed by three energy bolts being shot into Lars, killing him right off the bat. The KKK charged at us, some surrounding us, some firing and casting from the back. The three guys knew it was time to attack, they all came out of their hiding spots with an energy bolt all casting onto Unif, who was the KKK healer, killing him. Next they surrounded Grui who was shooting at me with his heavy crossbow, he was doing the most damage, Grui was quickly dispatched, but unfortunately, he took Upyurs with him. Encro ordered an alchemist bomb (WTF!?). They all ran into the woods with us following them, then they all threw at least 5 purple potions at us. We ran like hell, but the bombs exploded in Shikez's and Droob's face, killing Shikez. Enraged we retreated back to the compound. We took out WINIS and Hujab almost instantly when they all returned for another fight. Droob ran out of arrows so he went to magic. We had two mages and an archer vs. two archers and two mages. Encro soon fell after non-stop bombardment of purple potions that we looted (Fight fire with fire) and energy bolts. Then, something unexpected happened, Jackra, Tishtab and Brooo all backed off and bombarded us with potions (There was no signal unless it was in IRC or something, I was surprised they had that much organization). I was the only one at fairly good health and the potions killed Droob and almost Raswell. Raswell quickly healed before he was hit by another round. We both went for Tishtab, but he was getting healed by Brooo. We ran into the forest, looting some purples with us. All three KKK stayed with us as we turned a corner and did a U Turn on them, then bombarding them with potions through the tree maze, killing Jackra who was at 1/2 life. Releasing all our fury into Tishtab (And me stealing Brooo's ginseng) we managed to kill him. Brooo was standing there, hiding behind a tree, crying to himself when Raswell unleashed a few hundred firewalls on his pathetic soul, killing him. We had won! Power to the Dark Side we chanted as looting everyone, then returning to Raswell's house to res and get suited up as well as share the loot. After everything was said and done, we all took out a chest of drinks (from KKK tower) and drank them ALL. I was drunk for weeks!