Corp Por
*Fizzle*
Corp Por
*Fizzle*

I don't like NPKs, especially the ones who attack gray people just because they are gray.

I decide to put a stop to all of this, so I promptly go up to Gath and gank his 20 pearl. Gath must have been trying to comprehend the "You notice Cyle of EiG trying to steal..." When I was also able to snag his Mandrake Root and Bloodmoss. Gath, being an archer, promptly attacks my gray form. I whip off my death robe, revealing my fragmented pieces of bone, ring, and chain armor. I equip my heavy X, and start hitting my favorite macro that says "GANG BANG!!!" over and over. Willie decides to join in the fun, and attacks him. Gath fires 3 arrows at me all of which missing. Willie hits him with a short spear, and I make him a pincushion, bringing him to 2/5 health. He promptly runs out of the mines, and we follow in hot pursuit, even though we were both gray. Gath runs north, probably to the tavern to log out, so Willie and I give it up. We head back to the mines, waiting to fill our backpacks with more ill-gotten goods.

Gath decided to come back. My criminal flag having worn off, but Gath was still flagged to me because he decided to attack me. I went up to him, snagged a pile of 10 arrows, and he attacks me again. I pump him full of bolts, and he recalls somewhere. I got and bank the arrows, and to take out more bolts, when Gath is there. I started asking him "Are you afraid of a little thief?" "Yes" Gath replied.

I tromped back to the mines, with the intent of filling my pack one more time before I call it a day. I see a new person who wasn't there earlier, wearing a shiny new death robe. I decide to go talk to him, thinking him to be a fellow rogue. I open up his paper doll "The Glorious Lord Mielikki(or something similar), Grandmaster warrior. Having taken a close inspection of his backpack, I notice he has a nice collection of reagents, but no sword nor bow. What good is a GM Warrior without a sword or arrows? So I tried to steal his 30 ingots, needing those more than reags. I got them, and he replies with

"In Jux Hur Ylem"

I figure this would be good for a laugh, so I decide to hide. He puts it right near me, as I expected. It shops me once for 3 damage, and I get lesser-poisoned. I down a cure potion, and decide to hand this Glorious Lord his ass. I pull out my Deadly Poisoned long spear, and prick him in the ass twice, making sure the poison kicked in. I then responded with shooting him full of bolts. Then, our conversation was abruptly ended with those infamous words,

"Kal Ort Por"

Sad, I walked back to the bank. I saw Gath still standing there, and said "Don't feel bad, I just made a GL/GM turn tail and run too"