There I was, wandering through the forest east of Britain just following the coast. I was just looking around for an opportunity to make a little money.

I spotted a mule type character entering into a small house called Mark's Training Center. So I figured that I'd follow him in and see what was laying around on the floor that I could grab, and to see how long it would take him to ban me.

I run in and hide. This upset the mule character, let's call him Bob. Bob starts threatening me with violence, but it didn't seem he was capable of un-hiding me. Meanwhile I'm busy looking around the small house. It is basically empty. There were 3 horses blocked in with locked down chests. There is also a guildstone. Besides that, there was very little. Even in the locked down chests, there were slim pickings.

I've had all the fun I think I can get out of this situation. I'm about to leave when another character logs into the house. This guy is on a horse and is a Grand Master Warrior. I decide to stick around and see how long it takes for this guy to kick me out.

At this point Bob logs out and comes back as Guyver, GM Warrior. Ok, this could be interesting. Oh, and he is on a horse too.

Things are now pretty crowded now. There are 3 horses blocked in, two guys on horses, a guildstone and little old me hidden.

Guyver gives the new guy the rundown. Let's call this guy Bill. Bill casts reveal. I figure this should be over soon. I'm revealed, I hide. They take long enough to cast reveal again that I can hide again. They decide that Revealing isn't the way to go, and they are just going to cast firefield on me. Whoosh, they cast firefield in this tiny house and miss me. They do however, hit one of their own horses. Ugh, one horse dead. They cast firefield again, and actually hit me this time. So I take one step and hide again. Horse number 2 goes down. Every time I'm visible for a second, they are double clicking on me like crazy, but because it's so packed in there they are attacking each other, and auto defending. So they are kicking each other's butts. Now I'm laughing my ass of.

They are both gray to me now from attacking me and the firefields. So when one of them is directly on me, I cast E-bolt on the other. Just to keep them on their toes. And I hide again.

They decide that they need more help. They ICQ the 3rd stooge. In this guy runs in with explosion potions. Now there are 4 of us in this tiny house. They are trying different things, like taking the boxes that were blocking in the now deceased horses and trying to block me in. They put down a box next to me and I pick it up. I am also right by the door, so I keep hitting the door to keep the door open. I figure someone walking by might want to join us. Bill gets in the corner next to the guildstone. I drop one of the boxes that they handed me a second ago in front of him. The box is in front of the door so Bill can't pick it up. I cast firefield on him and hide. He can't move and after mostly dying, he recalls out. Oh, and the 3rd and final horse bites the dust.

He must have recalled close because he is outside the door a second later. He opens the door, and I close it. Open, close, open, close. Finally he makes it in the door and they decide that it's time for the explosion potions.

Guyver backs into a corner and the other 2 stooges get right next to me to attack me the second I become visible. Boom, Guyver throws a potion. I tab out of combat without unhiding. I take some damage but not too bad. Meanwhile the two stooges next to me are auto defending and pounding on Guyver. They try this a few times and everyone is hurt, me the least. They decide that everyone should get out except for Guyver who will toss the potions at JUST me. They open the door to get out, and I close it. Open, close, open close. They finally get outside.

There I am, in this house with only one injured gray dude that is expecting me to just catch purple potions. I cast 3 quick E-bolts at Guyver. He is dead. I can barely stay in my chair I'm laughing so hard. I run over and start looting him. The two guys outside must have done AllNames and seen "corpse of Guyver" and they come running in. I'm not thinking clearly and I can barely see through my tears. They are attacking me and I can't hide. After all this time I have to recall.

Turns out that I could only grab one item off of Guyver. I grabbed his plate legs. I killed him and stole his pants.

This game isn't about making a lot of cash, it's about having fun!