DEATH TO THE STUPID!!!!!!!
 
 
While walking near my friends house near Yew, (I cant say his name cause he's in a guild of Goody-goodies, so lets call him Joe) looking to buy from some venders. I came across a 2 story house and clicked the vender. As my mouse missed the vender and opened the door; I nearly crapped my pants.

THEY LEFT THE DOOR UNLOCKED!!!

I ran upstairs and together Joe and I stole over 1000 stones of items (everything of value). Then we went back to finish the job and kill the 4 tamed horses on the second floor. Well, we get inside and Vision, apparently the owner, is on the second floor. I got her to chase me down stairs, then I ran back and hid upstairs by a chest. I picked the chest clean, and was revealed by Vision and her friend (sorry cant remember the name). I was over loaded by 100 stones and was half naked. My fighting skills blow (61 swords) so I'm dropping things and trying to avoid Vision's Corp Pors. Joe is a master mage, and between the 2 of us, Vision and her friend were no match. The servers saved right before we killed them.

We got bored an hour later so we went back, and to our surprise THE DOOR WAS UNLOCKED!!! Unfortunately three archers were inside. At this point we decided to harass them.

I ran into the house yelling "I'M NAKED AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!" and ate the pan of cookies on the table in the room, then I ran out. They didn't attack; my god they must've thought I was on crack. Then Joe hid by the door and opened and closed it like 80 times. I then ran in and out of the house until I got so lagged that I had to recall or risk death (damn it OSI)