Well, I was on my trusty fencing, grey-killing, money-maker named Bogg outside of Delucia killing cows for hides. I was minding my own business just tailoring my day away when some dork on a horse rides up and stands right beside me. I figure 'e's after me hides! I gank them up and he just stands there until I realize he's a thievin' me. I drop the hides and proceed to open a can on him. I'm already down to about 50 hp just from goin' nuts on about 10 cows at once. We fight a bit and he turns around like he thinks he's going to run. I swear he never said a word but I could feel the "FUCK!! I'M STUCK!!" surge from his mouth when he turned around and found out a couple of cows had him boxed in >=). Then he unequips and tries to recall.

"Kal Ort Por"

"Kal Ort Por"

"Kal Ort Por"

... (silence except for the 'ping' of my kryss)

and then the oh so familiar "Uggghhhhhh" that we have all experienced before.

I loot as much as there is worth to get and promptly dump everything else on a nearby cow corpse. I run-off and heal (he had a katana and brought my ass down to like 9 hp... but I brought him down from full health :P) in fear of some retaliation. Well I get back up to like 30 hp after a couple of bandages and some girl named Bushido walks up on horseback. She stands there... sizing me up I suppose and comes at me with a Kryss. One hit, 9 hp gone. I don't want to stick around for poison. I run and Red Neck Invader (the bitch-ass I served a beat-down to) shoots an arrow off at me as I high-tail it to the Delucia front-gates. Stupid people. I get inside and run to the bank. I see Red Neck Invader behind the bank in all his greyness. I run up in true Bitch-Fu form and attack him, taking a hit from his fists.

"Guards!!!"

Next thing I see are three puffs of smoke.

"Whish (sound of a halberd missing it's mark)"

"Clang" "Uggggghhhhhh" HaH! He was grey to me, but I was blue to him. I wish I could be that stupid.

I loot some bone, arrows, and about 15 of each reg, give or take a few. I see Bushido infront of the bank.

"Hey Bogg"

"U killed my cuzen" (I chuckle at the show of grammar skills)

"I had to help him cuz hes my cuzen"

"Were sitting in the same room together"

"He's like really pissed off at me"

I told the bitch to give him a slap in the back of the head for me and walked off to bank my acquired goods and log.

Moral of the Story: If you see a guy with a dark shield and kryss in bone armor outside of Delucia tailoring hides, for God's sake, don't go grey around him.