"hey give it back!!!" he screamed with fury.

"Ahh no"
*You successfully steal the item*

"give it to me! I need it"

Awwwwwwwwww, well I do to my friend! He then went into a rage of name calling and repeatedly demanding that I give it back or else, and stuff like that. I was getting tired of this, usually these baby-fetishers have attacked me in revenge by now, and...

*Hiroko is attacking you!!!* yeah yea yeah, hooah

I whipped out mah heavy X and went to work. Its almost sad...this guy was probably a new player, and I just have this horrible conscience about killing newbies. But hey, he had plate and a viking and a metal kite shield for gods sakes. In about 3 bolts, he was dead, at the end of his road. That's when his little backup sidekick came into action. Jubeh was decked out in a retarded little red robe and cape and some bone armor...He kept on telling me not to loot it, then he decided to loot his pal so he could return his stuff. *sigh* poor poor little newbies

GUARDS BWEEESSSHSHSHSHS KACHING. Wheooo. After looting his master, I helped myself to his yummy bone armor. Can never have too much of that shit, I tell ya. I then ran back up the GY to stock up on GH's, then returned to the smithy to sell the fruits of battle. I then encountered Hiroko and Jubeh.

"hey give it back!!"
"Give what back?"
"Give me my stuff back fuker" or something along those lines.

When I began selling his plate, he broke into what I will cherish as one of the stupidest, most naive and hilarious string of insults ever. Man oh man I'm sorry I missed the episode of Beavis and Butthead they probably got this crap from.

"you like to rape other men!"
"oh I do?"
"yeah, and cats"
"I'm sorry I don't"
"yeah you do, I saw u"
"so you like watching cats get raped?"
"u suck" etc etc etc.

I made a lovely thou offa their cute loot, and then I was off.

This story is dedicated to: Beavis and Butthead