I tell you, some people are so stupid. So I'm talking on the phone to my cousin, Strider, one day when all of a sudden he shouts at me that he is killing some guy with a key and rune up at the mines. So I log on as my thief/fencer Mina, boogy up to the mine, and find that the guy with rune and key is already dead.

So I log on as my good character Slick, get the rune and gate us to the house, and we find that some newbie mage is inside. He tries to ebolt us but fizzles 4 times and gets off 2 ebolts by the time he has to recall, and I say to myself "why didn't he just ban us?". Anyhow, so this Great Lady Skank, GrandMaster Hoe shows up and decides she wants a fight, what an easy takedown.... Next, the guy who we originally killed shows up with the newbie mage we killed earlier. He runs in and kills my cousin, so I log out (this was just before server down).

I log back in as soon as the server is up and I am in the house with my cousin still alive! So we loot like a black dye tub and 11000 ingots and wait for the guy to show up. I pile chest-table-chest-table-chest in front of the door so the dude can't get in. When he finally shows up, he screams up to the house, and opens the door. At that exact moment, I recall directly behind him (using the rune that I acquired earlier) and start hacking him with my bardy. Then, he performs like the 7th stupidest action of the day and removes my cousin from the house, just so he can help me hack him up and get yet another key.

Finally about 30 minutes later, all 4 losers show up. I give all the keys to my cuz and recall outside. The people start complaining how I am such a crappy fighter, how I don't fight fair, how I have all the keys to their house and yadda yadda yadda... "what?!?!?!" I say to myself! "All the keys!?!?!?!" which was followed by an evil laughter and a huge grin
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My Moral: Don't own a house if you are a newbie and don't have 7 deaths of people with keys to your house.