Me and my friend DM, playing his mule Twister, engaged in a friendly conversation about my friend Poop. Poop steals house deeds for a living and sells them to NPCs for loads of gold. She has about 2 million in the bank and I decided to inform Twister of that. As I was in the middle of my conversation some idiot by the name of BeEr interrupts me by screaming "WHO DOES????".

I promptly told him to fuck off, but he would have none of it. He began to snoop my backpack but refused to steal anything. At that point Twister had a plan. We would use poison scrolls to rid Sosaria of this pathetic excuse for a newbie.

Twister came running up from behind the bank with Poison recast off a scroll, and casts it on BeEr. "Uuuunnnngghhh!" and Twister drops with a hally shoved up his ass by a homicidal guard. BeEr, obviously unaware that he was poisoned begins to hide over and over again at the bank. We got him down to about 1/2 health when my friend Juliet comes along and decides to cure him. At this point I lost my mind.

"Are you insane?! We're trying to kill him!"

"Sorry" She replies and continues to bank. I ICQed Twister to grab another scroll and re-apply the poison. We played the waiting game for a while, and after about 5 minutes, his health was all red. He must have returned from his macro, only to find that he was about to die. So he did the smartest thing he could have at the moment, he ran.

We began the chase and he eventually got away. We later discovered he was hiding under the roof of a building, where he awaited his inevidable death. Twister and I decided we would stand around the area where he was hidden and wait for him to drop. "Uuunnngh", and he drops, I ran to take a screenshot, when all of the sudden I heard a NPC screaming "Guards! A thief!". I took my screenshot and started running for the Dueling Pit where I saw a thief by the name of Mojo Risin' stealing gold from NPCs.

I wasted no time at all and began to attack him.

"An Ex Por" I chanted. He was immediatly frozen where he stood and decided not to fight back, but instead to await his death. An explosion and 2 energy bolts later he drops (Screenshot) and I begin to help myself to some loot.

As I was looting I noticed his ghost yelling about something, so I hit my Spirit Speak Macro (I'm a pure mage preparing for Necromancy) to find out what he was raving about.

His only comment was "Why is my inventory falling out of the sky?".

Later that day we killing a few more macroers with the poison trick. I also went to Rat Man Island and looted a treasure chest, but that's a different story all together.

-Ash (Lake Superior)