New Evil Skills
- By Brules

The way I interpreted DD's "Evil" RPer idea is this:

You go Evil and get some cool skills like:

1) The IMMINENT 20 on 2 blue RPer anti-PK detection skill:

This skill will alert you to the imminent arrival of the 20 to 50 RPers/lamer No skill havin bitch ass whiners who are on their way to deceit lvl 3 to ass rape you and your buddy. But when you use this skill you are frozen for 60 seconds RL time. That should give them just enough time to fuck you and your buddy over and loot all your shit.

2) The "Window Shopping Key":

This key will allow you to snoop anyone's pack that is visible on your screen. The purpose of it is so that you can see all the good shit your victim has on him before you "Evil" kill him. Hence you will get a glimpse of all the shit you will NOT be getting when he does the dirt nap dance, such as house keys...house runes...magical weapons...hundreds of regs...etc etc.

3) All players who select to "Evil" RP will have a GIANT tattoo applied to their ass that says "Insert Foot Here"....this is to assist all the RPers and lamer bitch ass whiners out there who are clueless as how to kick someone's ass. For those people who can't read very well....we are sure that one of their 50 buddies there at the "Evil" players ass kicking festival can interpret the message and show them exactly how to kick a "Evil" persons ass and take all their shit. Though they will have to take turns as there will probably be a long line of people wanting to become "Glorious Lord RPer Extrodinaire Paladin GM Evil Player gang Banger".

I am sure there will be lots more COOLIO skills coming, but these are just a few of my ideas as to what is coming for those who are FUCKING STUPID enough to go "Evil".

DD is a HOSE head.......

I think this whole idea is gonna make more people go perma red with stat loss cause it is just more fun to take peoples shit.

Brules