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Young Man's Virginity. Please look.
Item #138277430

Look at this Crap!
Currently $10,000,000.00 First bid $10.00
Quantity 1 # of bids 17 (bid history) (with emails)
Time left 9 days, 22 hours + Location Miami, Florida
Started 07/27/99, 21:41:26 PDT whatdahell? (mail this auction to a friend)
Ends 08/06/99, 21:41:26 PDT [Loser Alert] (request a gift alert)

Seller f.cornworth (5) Beer Goggles
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High bid ferris41 (1)

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You are bidding on... Francis D. Cornworth's Virginity
(Iconclast on Efnet IRC)

Hi, my name's Jay Monahan!

Hi! My name is Francis. I just turned 17 and I'm going into my Senior year in High School. I decided I'd like to lose my virginity. I figured with the latest eBay craze, I'd see exactly how much I could get for my virginity. Bidding on me will start at $10. I bet you want to know some information about me now!

As I previously stated, I'm seventeen years old.

I am...

  • a virgin
  • in the top 5% of my class and am a standing member of the National Honor Society
  • the president of my school's computer & A/V clubs
  • Lead trumpet in jazz band
  • a proud completer of 400 community service hours, last year alone

I think I am desirable if I can find the right woman (or man, I'm willing to experiment.)

I live in Miami, FL. If you live in Florida, I could probably meet you halfway up to Orlando in my 1990 Honda Civic Hatchback. Otherwise, you'll have to arrange to meet me. Please, no women or men over 60.
If you know you carry an STD, please do not bid.

Thank you for participating in my little experiment. I intend to make good on any qualifying bids.

On 07/27/99 at 23:01:03 PDT, seller added the following information:
This page was created by HKnight for Iconclast. You better give me my props :)


Young Man's Virginity. Please look. (Item #138277430)

Current bid $10,000,000.00
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