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Originally Posted by manapaused
My Wedding.
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How'd that go?
I was too busy making the rounds to all the tables and dancing to have more than a glass of champagne and wine with dinner. Probably for the best though.
I've only ever thrown up once from drinking too much, and I'll never forget it. I started the night off at a friend's party by downing some so-co directly from the bottle (gross) and chased it with a plastic cup full of high life. It went downhill from there with a game of kings and some sticky green stuff.
I don't remember passing out, but I do remember waking up in pitch blackness with a burning, boiling sensation in my stomach. I was slumped on a carpeted floor against a wall feeling a tad bit nauseous and a whole lot of confused as to where I was. There were four walls surrounding me within arms reach and I couldn't see a damn thing. A dream? Vomit. I spewed all over myself when I could have just pinched my arm. I guess I had to be sure. Still being considerably drunk, I passed out again for an indeterminable amount of time.
I awoke to a thin strip of blue light at my feet and a burning sensation on my legs. Sticky. With new found sobriety I decided it best to explore my situation. Still four walls surrounded me, but there was an odd familiarity about the blue light. I reached forward and pushed my fingers under the wall and into the light. The wall rattled slightly. I ran my hands up and down over the flat surface and discovered...
A door knob. A twist of which revealed the silhouette of my bed cast by the sun rising through my window behind it. Yes, I managed to arrive home the night before only to pass out in my closest where I proceeded to puke all over myself. And not only that, but the lack of food the night before produced a putrid, green, bile-like vomit that burned my legs and the carpet I passed out on. I did manage to get all of my security deposit back.
So when's the last time you got Really Drunk???
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