People and their stupid name changes

[ImaBovine]

CutoutDissection.com is teen's new name
The girl changes her legal name to protest animal dissections in schools
The Associated Press
updated 4:30 p.m. ET, Mon., Oct. 13, 2008
ASHEVILLE, N.C. - A 19-year-old Asheville teenager said she legally changed her name to CutoutDissection.com to protest animal dissections in schools.

The Asheville Citizen-Times reported that Asheville High graduate Jennifer Thornburg now wants to be called Cutout. Her new legal name is the Web address for an anti-dissection page of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals' site.

The teenager said she began opposing dissections in middle school, after a class assignment to dissect a chicken wing made her uncomfortable. She helped create a policy at her high school that allows students who object to dissections to complete an alternative assignment.

She is now an intern for PETA. She said most of her family members still call her Jennifer.


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Seriously....these stupid fucks need to be denied shit like this. Maybe she should have changed her name to Im A Moron instead.

There are other ways to to show protest about stuff.

[Judas Deceit]

i weep for the future... that is fucking retarded on an epic fail scale. But, unfortunately, she has done what she needed to get the attention she desired along with free press coverage. If you pay attention to stupidity it can grow and expand.

Seriously though I am all for ethical treatment of animals, I go fucking ape if i see someone mistreat any animal that cannot defend itself. However I eat glorious meat and would rather punch a peta supporter than defend one. They are insane. They suggested that Ben and Jerry's of ice cream fame stop using bovine milk for fucking HUMAN BREAST MILK!!! fuck you peta i like to suckle breasts and everything just not enough to get to the creamy filling.. Gag...

[TheShoe]

Peta are extremists, fundamentalists and terrorists.

[Fused88]

Originally Posted by TheShoe

Peta are extremists, fundamentalists and terrorists.

I concur.

[Genocide]

I think Chad Johnson changing his name to Ocho Cinco has to be the stupidest of all time.

[Ganthor]

Originally Posted by TheShoe

Peta are extremists, fundamentalists and terrorists.

So true.

I love the Popplers episode of Futurama, here's a sound byte from the part where the hippie from mankind for ethical animal treatment is telling them not to eat popplers.

[Scott]

so who is going to be the first to get their name changed to whatthefuckman.com?

[Epsilon]

Attention whore. I hope they write an article about when she quietly skulks back to the registry to change her name back after her 15 minutes is up.