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The new tomb raider.... hot or not?
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Old 08-13-2008, 12:58 AM
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As a prepubescent angst ridden teenager I found vents of sexual frustration from the newly emerging style of ugly ass blocky polygon female protagonists in my video games starting almost exclusively with one Ms. Lara Croft. She was the Princess Leia of Indiana Jones if that makes any sense at all and well I found her sexual prowess and acrobatic confidence quite attractive to a young gamer like myself at the time. Now to my very first sentence, it was then at the E3 of 199? that Crystal Dynamics unleashed a hot European model to portray Ms. Croft at said event. It was on after that. She became my background and I dug extensively for even the most provocatively photoshopped jpg. So even though, as most of us do, I outgrew Ms. Croft right around the first movie I still hold a soft spot of video game goodness and the dried happy sock she helped me forge on my anvil of shame. So which leads us to the new Ms. Croft which seems a little desperate and I have to say she doesn't really resemble what the E3 girl did ( forgot her name now too lazy to look it up ) so long ago. And finally leaves me in turn to this picture with minor adjustments.

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a due........

NSFW?





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Old 08-13-2008, 12:38 PM
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Id hit it...
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Old 08-14-2008, 01:40 PM
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Hitable for sure, but it looks like they missed an important area with the spray-on-tan.
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Old 08-14-2008, 02:04 PM
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and the boobs aren't big enough for Lara Croft
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Angelina Jolie will always be my Lara Croft...
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Old 08-15-2008, 03:15 PM
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Angelina Jolie will always be my Lara Croft...
Yep.

I'm sure the new chick will be ok. But you can't replace the icon.

The only thing I can really state in that picture is at least the chick knows to shave.
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